31 October 2004

WorldNetDaily: Le Monde endorses Kerry in U.S. race

Ahhhh, the french. They're always there when they needed us!

This particular statement made me laugh quite a bit:

"Kerry was praised for his "internationalist" vision of the world, his experience in Vietnam and the force of convictions shown in the three presidential debates."

Kerry's experience in Vietnam?? You mean the Vietnam in which the French military was humiliated AGAIN at DienBienPhu?? You mean the Kerry habit of turning tail and hauling ass when the merde hit the ventilatour? Seeing as how he then fights in the french manner, that it, to turn tail, drop your weapons, and run as fast as you can for the hills, there you have your explanation. I'm curious, perhaps someone else can remind me of the last time the French military actually won a battle??
hmmm, let's see, they got their ass kicked in 1870, got their ass kicked in 1914-1918, they got their ass kicked (in 3 days) in the opening days of WWII, got their ass kicked in French Indochina in the 50s, got their ass kicked in Africa in the 60s and have since then been hiding behind the power of the United States.... Wait!! The French DID actually blow up the Greenpeace protest ship a few years back; so I guess that counts for somethin'.

Hey!! You wanna know why those french assault rifles are so cheap??? They've never been fired, and only been dropped once!!
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