You Are A F***ing Moron 9

Pretty humorous. Warning: Michael Moore lovers might want to avoid this one...

Waaahmbulance

From my homeboy over at Pass the Ammo...

Sen. Clinton urges use of faith-based initiatives

And so it begins.

Golly, didja know - Hillary has always been a "praying person." Really!!

Also, in yet another example of style over substance, you'll note in the picture that the honorable Senator is crammed tight in bewteen two black people. You'll also note that the room is overwhelmingly white. I'm sure it was one of those just happy little surprise moments in life that she winds up seated where she can be flanked by two people of color.

Woman Gives Birth to Giant Baby

A 16.7 pound baby boy.

'Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section,' hospital director Rita Leal said. 'Both mother and baby are doing just fine.'

Was she pregnant for a year? Mercy.

Michael Moore's Bodyguard Arrested on Airport Gun Charge

Moore's 2003 Oscar-winning film 'Bowling for Columbine' criticizes what Moore calls America's 'culture of fear' and its obsession with guns.

Nope - no hypocrisy here. Too bad Rosie O'Donnell doesn't like guys. She and Mikey would make a great (big) pair.

Senate Panel Gives Rice Confirmation Nod

Pending approval by the full Senate, Rice would be the first black woman to hold the job. She was confirmed by a 16-2 vote with Democrats John Kerry of Massachusetts and Barbara Boxer of California voting no.

I'd like to propose a Texas Death Match with Barbara Boxer and Condi Rice in the ring. Two women enter, one woman leaves. Kerry just needs to find a new hobby.

China builds up strategic sea lanes - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - January 18, 2005

This looks like 1941 all over again. Ever heard of the Japanese East Asia Co-prosperity sphere?

Why the Police Like Tasers

And so once again a police officer was faced with a decision that all police officers know may come at some time in their career. Whether or how to tackle a naked guy. In the old days, officers who had tackled naked guys had nobody to talk to. You were expected to be a tough guy. Just suck it up and go on! Some could, but others, over time, suffered the effects of post-naked-guy-tackling-syndrome (P.N.G.T.S.)

My President

I initially posted this on DC's site in response to a story he told about meeting President Bush way back when.

I thought a little about it and decided to post it here as well for those unfortunate enough to not visit DC. In addition, since I was limited to just 1,000 words (I know, Julie!) I thought some additional comments were warranted.

This story starts many years ago, when W was running for Governor against Ann "I need to iron my face" Richards. In the midst of the campaign, W came to visit the college campus where I worked. At the time, I was working as a tour guide at the museum across the street from campus and going to grad school. We had all been told by the director that if by chance we ran into the candidate's party, we were to steer clear and give them space.

That night, when it was time to lock up and go home, I was getting into my car when I noticed a group of suits getting into their car a few spaces over. Who should it be but W and his door-openers. As I unlocked the door, I looked over the roof of my car at W, and he happened to look back at me as he was sitting down. I nodded, and started to get in my car when he stood up, shrugged off one of his door-openers, and walked around both cars to come talk to me - buttoning his suit coat as he walked over. "Hi, I'm George Bush, and I'd appreciate your vote" he said as he held out his hand. Good handshake - firm, but not one of those 'fake' handshakes you'll get from people who don't know you but want to act like your best friend. I told him he'd have my vote if he held firm with his promise to allow us Texians to carry concealed handguns. He told me he would, and we chatted for a bit and then he got back in his car and left.

I was impressed with his openness and his willingness to get out and 'meet the people' without having a photographer or video camera on hand to chronicle the event and show everyone what a good ole boy he is. Conversely, I can not imagine John Kerry or Al Gore doing the same thing, unless a camera WAS present and they could use this chance meeting as a sign that they are one of the little guys.

There are very few days that go by that I don't give thanks that W is the man, and not Algore or god forbid John Kerry. I am not a Bush sycophant, there is much about his domestic agenda that I do not agree with - but I do think he is THE man for the job today and that without him at the helm, our situation in the world would probably look nicer - as in the French and Germans and Canadians like us - but would in effect be in loads more trouble than we are now with the terrorists.

I love how the news media and the leftists just can't figure the guy out and I take great pleasure from their consternation.

Tomorrow will be a great day indeed, I am looking forward to it.

Gov. Kinky -- the Next Leader of Texas?

Another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. Kinky Friedman for Texas Governor. Ay, chihuahua.

Gonzales backs assault weapons ban

Amusing. Support of an expired ban mollifies the likes of Schumer, without compromising reality. Nonetheless, I don't much care for the sound of this.

Scratch Off Game Suspended By Texas Lottery

Another demonstration that lotteries are just a tax on people who are bad at math.

Saddam Agents, Militants Plan 'Vicious' Poll Attacks

To me, this is yet another clear sign that we are on the right track. If we were heading in the wrong direction in Iraq, the asshole terrorists would just sit back and let people vote for them. However, the fact that the tangos seem intent on deterring the election shows me that they are fearful of the results of a free election.

Kerry Criticizes Election Outcome

What a loser. Yes, I conceded the election. But I didn't lose. There was disenfranchisement, but despite my pledge to have every vote counted, I threw in the towel.

So, you have a loser, who admitted he lost, but really didn't lose and the whole reason he lost was because the other side cheated.

Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Vampire takes a bite out of Brum

nothing a good .45 couldn't handle.

Ohioans For Concealed carry - Gun ban lobby's own web poll shows support for CCW

A group of gun ban extremists by the name of 'Women Against Gun Violence' have posted a web poll asking visitors 'Should civilians be allowed to carry concealed weapons?'

Any guesses on the results?

Poll Results
Question: Should civilians be allowed to carry concealed weapons?

Yes - 98%
No - 1%
I don't know - 1%

Don't you just love it when people speak for themselves in spite of propaganda to the contrary?