Teenager tried to cut up missile with an axe

What a total dumbass.

A teenager who found a cloud-seeding missile was almost killed when he tried to cut it up for scrap metal with an axe.

Koran scholar: US will cease to exist in 2007

My ass.

Beauty queen brighter than nuclear physicist

Yeah, but can she cook and clean?

A Slovenian TV programme that tried to prove top models were brainless bimbos was scrapped after a beauty queen turned out to have a higher IQ than a nuclear physicist.

Fonda: 'Hanoi Jane' visit was a mistake

MSNBC - Fonda: 'Hanoi Jane' visit was a mistake

Jane, I think I speak for all us when I say (and please don't take this the wrong way), "Get bent, you treasonous whore!"

Man Drowns While Testing His Depth Finder

Dang. Talk about irony.

But nowhere does the article mention how deep the water is.

Bullet hits Delphos man in groin

The headline really doesn't do the story justice. I wonder if this would be ruled an accidental shooting, attempted suicide, or just a failed act of Darwinism?

Ask Karen, the USDA Automaton

CoolGov.com (the site that tries to convince you that your government is, in fact, cool) has this jewel. Get online answers to those burning questions. Even better, lookit what other have asked already.

WingTunes.com - The official Wing member's site

Ya see, this is what's wrong with the Internets today: anybody can sell anything. Wing sings, but that's a subjective opinion. There's a free sample of several classics available on her web site, but on the page linked above, I DARE you to download Wing's tender rendition of Abba's "Dancing Queen."

She makes William Hung sound talented.

The Original Dog Powered Scooter

This really chaps my keester. Here I am, firmly in the 21st century, and there's not ONE SINGLE FLYING CAR to be seen. But you can get another marvel of the 21st Century, the DOG-frickin'-powered SCOOTER. On the Internets, no less. This sucks. I want MY future back - the one with push-button meals in a pill and flying cars, dammit.

Petition is launched in bid for Scots air guns ban

THIS is what happens when "sensible gun control" is implemented. Look at the wording in this petition:

I recognise that Scotland needs power over firearms and agree that legislative powers over all type of firearms should be devolved to the Scottish Parliament immediately...

In other words, I agree to sign over my rights to my government, and hope they do the right thing. Absolutely unbelievable that a nation could produce so many idiots.

Fun with Names!

I'm seeing a trend with today's blog posts. I'll try to stop, but no promises.

GOOD NEWS!

New Straits Times - Malaysia News Online: "GOOD NEWS:
Snatch thefts down 26.9% last year "

Good news, indeed.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter, y'all.

Texican Tattler: Britney Spears Is Fat!

Seriously - what is wrong with you people? We get more referrals from people Googling "Britney Spears is Fat" than anything else.

Get
A
Life.