Brewer angers church with Jesus image

A Lithuanian brewer has angered the Catholic Church by using an image of Jesus wearing headphones to advertise beer.

Let the riots begin!

Police hunt late night nudists

Police in Berane say the men were fully naked and appear to emerge only at night - usually in pairs. Local media speculated the men could be walking naked either after losing a drunken bet or for health reasons.

Health reasons? Give me a freakin' break. I see two naked fags walking down the street, I'm betting it's not for health reasons. This doesn't fly here in Texas.

Man pulls car with ears while standing on eggs

His performance drew a big crowd of astonished onlookers.

I wonder what hurt worse, his ears or his eggs?

CALVIN AND HOBBES — AND MUHAMMAD

Ann Coulter weighs in on the Muslim outrage over the cartoons of Muhammad.

Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. The little darlings brandish placards with typical Religion of Peace slogans, such as: Behead Those Who Insult Islam," "Europe, you will pay, extermination is on the way" and "Butcher those who mock Islam." They warn Europe of their own impending 9/11 with signs that say: "Europe: Your 9/11 will come" — which is ironic, because they almost had me convinced the Jews were behind the 9/11 attack.

But Muslims think they can issue decrees about what images can appear in newspaper cartoons. Who do they think they are, liberals?

The Trixinator Has Arrived

After 6 long months of waiting, it's finally here. I know, I know - it looks very similar to BradC's - but I'm posting pics just the same. Who doesn't need more gun porn anyway?? This has been a glorious week - new hairdo (thanks Tina!), a new pair of shoes, I leave for a week of diving on an island paradise on Sat, AND I got my new gun. Excuse me, I need a moment or two alone....




And no, you can't borrow it - yet, anyway... :-)

Brokeback to the Future

HI-larious.

British court jails radical Muslim cleric

Yarrrgh! Ye best be guarding yer booty, matey! Seven years be a long time.

'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores

The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac. A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

Dr. Pecker, anyone?

Historical Images of Mohammed

Interesting. Just when we've all been told ad nauseum that the whole reason muslims are rioting across the world is because it's a mortal sin to depict Mohammed in any images.

Yet here you can find historical images of Mohammed going back several hundred years, up to and including the cartoons causing the current state of war and rioting.

Another interesting tidbit that's making its way across the blogosphere is that perhaps there are some imams to blame for the entire thing:

"Furthermore, when a delegation of Danish imams went to the Middle East to discuss the issue of the cartoons with senior officials and prominent Islamic scholars, the imams openly distributed a booklet that showed not only the original 12 cartoons, but three fraudulent anti-Mohammed depictions that were much more offensive than the ones published in Denmark. It is now thought that these three bonus images are what ignited the outrage in the Muslim world. The newspaper Ekstra Bladet obtained a copy of the booklet and presented the three offensive images on its Web site (though not in an easy-to-find place). All look like low-quality photocopies. "

Now, wouldn't that be interesting if these riots have been staged from the very beginning.

I think it's fairly well known that these cartoons were first published last year in September. Why the riots now? Almost makes you wonder if there's something going on that no one is paying attention to.... But that's just me being paranoid.

We are all Danes now

I think this article sums it up quite nicely.

Hindus may consider it odious to use cows as food, but they do not resort to boycotts, threats, and violence when non-Hindus eat hamburger or steak. They do not demand that everyone abide by the strictures of Hinduism and avoid words and deeds that Hindus might find upsetting. The same is true of Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Mormons: They don't lash out in violence when their religious sensibilities are offended. They certainly don't expect their beliefs to be immune from criticism, mockery, or dissent.
But radical Muslims do.

Here's what Muslims seem to lack: a sense of humor.

That anything so mild could trigger a reaction so crazed -- riots, death threats, kidnappings, flag-burnings -- speaks volumes about the chasm that separates the values of the civilized world from those in too much of the Islamic world. Freedom of the press, the marketplace of ideas, the right to skewer sacred cows: Militant Islam knows none of this. And if the jihadis get their way, it will be swept aside everywhere by the censorship and intolerance of sharia.

Honestly, do you folks have to take everything so completely seriously?

Honestly, the hardest thing for me right now is realizing that I agree with an editorial published in the Boston Globe.

You people need to relax. What, I'm over-reacting? Like they say, one picture...



Heck, I'm on a roll here - let's make it two:


Wake up. Welcome to the 21st Century.

Robo Urinal: Behold Your Porcelain Master

Just one more before I head out for the day.

Hehe. Head.

the odk - o c t o p u s d r o p k i c k !

My new favorite music video. "Night of Fire." Engrish videos rule.

Anybody know who the Nissei WWF dude is?

Think I'll cut my wrists now.