Chavez's 'citizen militias' on the march

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Evidence links Ahmadinejad to Vienna hit

Ok, where's the hippies and moveon kooks whining about the new president of Iran is a war criminal??

Oh, wait, they're too busy trying to convince us Bush is a war criminal because he and Rummy conspired to put underwear on poor Iraqis heads in Iraq and are deliberately holding back on the sunscreen for the terrorists in Gitmo to be too concerned with someone who has all the looks of being an honest to goodness real life war criminal...

Supreme Court Justice O'Connor retires

Once again, the mainstream idiots in charge of feeding us our daily dose of news have missed the boat. For months, we've been force fed the news that Renquist was going to go, he would be the first to leave, blah blah blah.

Again, they were wrong.

As for her replacement, Bush should nominate a strict Constitutionalist, and not someone who is a CINO (Constitutionalist in name only... we've still got two of them on the SCOTUS). He's going to take a load of sheeeit from the whiners in the Senate no matter who he puts up for nomination, so he may as well take his licks and put in a young conservative individual.

JR's New Glock 35!

Gaze with lust upon my new Limited/Limited 10 gun. A shiny, new Glock 35 (.40 cal), before I start messing with it. Now all I need is a new belt, holster, mag base pads, mag well, sights, mag holders...

Buwahahahaha!

Beach volleyball gives women saggy boobs

Stop snickering back there - this is science. I found it on the Internets, so it must be true.
And what are you guys giggling about?

"As well as women the top surgeon said that men should not think they are free from risk and should remember to wear tight trunks in order to protect their testicles.
'A similar thing can happen to male genitalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far,' he said."

Tom & Katie's Wedding Registry

Just in case you wanted to get Tom and Katie a wedding present.

College oral-sex parties

Rainbow parties are group oral sex parties in which each girl wears a different shade of lipstick, and each guy tries to emerge sporting every one of the various colors.

Hey Parents, what is there to worry about? It's not like they are having sex.

Totally Hot Chick Almost Eaten By Shark!

"It leaped out of the water about 5 feet away from me. I pulled my feet up really fast and it started snapping its jaws. I was so scared ......"

Cool pictures.

State Sponsor of Terror Has Terrorist as President: President Elect of Iran Involved in U.S. Embassy Hostage Takings

Not only do they support terrorists and have a nuclear weapons program, they have just elected a known terrorist as their President.
I have two words for you. Glass Factory.

Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter May Lose His Home to Eminent Domain

We are not truly free if government can just come in and take our land and give it to somebody else for the sake of making that person and the city in which it is in more money. We have all lost freedom and liberty with the Supreme Court ruling in the "Kelo vs. City of New London" case. Justice Souter was one who voted to take freedom and liberty from us. According to him, it is constitutional that a city government has the right to take your property and give it or sell it to somebody who will generate more tax dollars and revenue for the city, whether it be your family home, your family farm, or some other family business. If they want it for that reason, you no longer have a right to the land you own.
I am sure he never considered the fact that he too would be losing liberty and freedom like the little people he ruled against. He probably never considered it could happened to him, but it just might.

A new ruling by the Supreme Court which was supported by Justice Souter himself itself might allow it. A private developer is seeking to use this very law to build a hotel on Souter's land.

I for one hope it does, and I can't wait to hear what he thinks about it when they build a hotel on his property.

On Monday June 27, Logan Darrow Clements, faxed a request to Chip Meany thecode enforcement officer of the Towne of Weare, New Hampshire seeking to start the application process to build a hotel on 34 Cilley Hill Road. This is the present location of Mr. Souter's home. The proposed development, called "The Lost Liberty Hotel" will feature the "Just Desserts Café" and include a museum, open to the public, featuring a permanent exhibit on the loss of freedom in America. Instead of a Gideon's Bible each guest
will receive a free copy of Ayn Rand's novel "Atlas Shrugged."

Logan Darrow Clements is my hero.

Popeye

This is for Catfish, Dan, and The Girl.

Words to Popeye's Theme Song:

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

I'm one tough gazookus
Which hates all palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always outroughs 'em
An' none of 'em gets nowhere

If anyone dasses to risk me fisk
It's 'boff' and its 'wham', un'erstand
So, keep good behavior
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

Click and sing along now that you know the words...

Bullion house unveils 18k gold bathtub

Yeah, but has anyone asked for a golden shower?

Dilbert Comic Strip Archive

Anyone else find this strip from last week's Dilbert strangely prophetic? What business did John Walton have flying an ultralight aircraft, anyhow? Creepy.

Shark scare ripples across Florida after two attacks - Yahoo! News

Ah, the joys of the 24 hour news cycle. Was watching CNN during this morning's workout, and got to listen to the genius talking head ask the shark expert: "what was this shark thinking when it attacked this poor girl?"

Newsflash, dork-man: sharks don't "think". They swim. They make baby sharks. And they eat. Period.

And then having to listen to the self proclaimed shark "expert", whose face was plastered all over every news channel today, talk about how both attacks were in essence, provoked attacks. In other words, the humans did something to the sharks to make the sharks bite them. Right. Apparently, all you must do to provoke a shark attack is be in the water, eh?

I've been in the water many times when sharks were around, surfing as a teenager off Florida's Atlantic coast. Every time, it scared the beejezus out of me. And every time I noticed I had just surfed over a shark, I promptly got the hell out of the water ASAP. Nothing like being out on the line with the other surfers and smelling the fish kill as the sharks tore into the bait fish out past the break. That was about all I needed to tell me it was time to go drink beer and work on my tan.

Man: Flesh-eating aliens were chasing me when I caused fatal car crash - Courttv.com - Trials

Well. Seems like someone's been wearing their tin foil shiny side in, doesn't it now??

On the serious side, why this dumb ass was out walking the streets and not in jail is absolutely amazing to me.

Another 'Super Safe Sunday' ends in violence

With a headline like that, you have to know this isn't working.

Despite pleas from organizers for nonviolence, three people were shot and another stabbed as another Super Safe Sunday event turned bloody.

Sometimes, you just have to admit something's a bad idea, and move on. Sheesh.

Politicians Want Gun Buyers Checked, Not Illegal Aliens -- 06/27/2005

Yes, that's right. Honest, law abiding Americans submit themselves to the NICS anytime you buy a firearm. But people who are illegally entering our country, whether it's to work or to cause problems, can not be subjected to such a terrible, inhumane system.

I think that there would be some problems in figuring out just who the illegals are, I mean, how could you know the name or the ID they gave you was a true representation of who they are, but to suggest it's better to check out the law abiding Americans than the illegals flooding our country daily is obscene.

And, oh yes. Sheila Jackson Lee is an embarrassment to the United States and more importantly, to Texas.

Chinese dragon awakens

The paranoid part of me wonders if the Chinese are responsible in some part with the ongoing war on terror. It would surely benefit them to have the United States tied down fighting global terror while back home in China, they're preparing to take us on head to head.

It'd make a good Clancy novel, at least.

Military Might Draft XM Satellite Radio - Yahoo! News

For JR.