03 July 2004

Moore claims victory over 'Passion of Christ'

"'But remember this,' Moore told the youthful audience, which filled the Brit Ballroom on the Southern Oregon campus. 'The other side, they are organized! And they're really, I mean, they are historically, uh, much better at this than we are. They are up at the crack of dawn, uh, trying to figure out what group of Americans they're going to hurt today.' "

what I wouldn't give for a dark alley, a baseball bat, and five minutes with that tub of lard.

Congressman suggests Bush hiding Osama

and to think that this individual is elected and re-elected to Congress just astounds me.

01 July 2004

Mexican Official Wants Border Eliminated

se habla espanol?

DoD News: Secretary Rumsfeld Interview with Roger Hedgecock, Newsradio 600 KOGO

how curious. the secretary of defense states that polish troops in iraq found a small stockpile (~16) chemical warheads recently. now why hasn't that made the news??
the media was probably busy with the michael moore openings and all that.

Maid Abuse

This problem has been hidden from society far too long. As the shame of maid abuse becomes public, these people will need your support. Help stop maid abuse.

29 June 2004

Beaver News

"The Beaver Area Historical Museum exhibit is anchored by a hand-operated pumper from 1836. But Brkich has her own exhibit from her time on "Survivor Australian Outback" and "Survivor All-Stars." Items on display include the bikinis she wore, a boomerang from an immunity challenge, a leather canteen and a blindfold."

Huuhhuh. huh. You said, "beaver."

San Francisco rolls out the red carpet for the Clintons

And there are people who say that communisim/socialism died with the fall of the Soviet Union. As if you didn't need any other reason to vote Republican this year, check out this lovely quote from Senator Clinton:

"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

And, what is probably the most relevant two sentances in the whole article are at the end, buried after several paragraphs of gleeful love for the Clintons:

"California Republican Chairman Duf Sundheim said that while the Clintons were welcome to come to the state and express their views, "history shows their influence is minimal."

He pointed to both Clintons' support last fall for Democratic Gov. Gray Davis, who went on to be recalled in a landslide and replaced by Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Hot for Teacher...

Okay, so she's a freak. But she's hot.

Popcorn factory worker blames lung illness on artificial butter

Mmmm...tasty microwave popcorn.

28 June 2004

:: Gay Fuel :: Get Fired Up!

Gay Fuel. It's a canned drink. I swear I am not making this up. I wish I were, but I'm not.

I guess Red Bull is way too macho.

Bumper Sticker

Dude probably thought that was funny when he put it on his Jeep...

27 June 2004

Bush Declares End to Iraq Rift at EU Summit

I love the EuroWeenies. It's good to see the children of Chamberlain are alive and well. What just cracks me up is that those spineless waifs don't seem to understand that if the islamofascists knock off the US, they're coming after the Euroweenies next.