1943: How to Hire a Woman

In 1943, long before America imagined that a woman would be running against a black guy for President, hiring a woman could be a scary and intimidating process– how do you hire one that’s not only hard working and dependable, but also hot and willing to keep her mouth shut when you make moves on her?

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't set 'em on fire. Here's an excerpt from the article:

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

Amen, pal. Hey - why's the wedding dress white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator!

Wow, who knew hiring a girl could be such a pain? To wrap up–fat chicks are more dependable but who wants that, have a psychologist on hand to help them with their female insanities, give them ample time to preen themselves or they’ll go into some sort of dissheveled female rage and keep them busy to keep their mouths shut and bad language makes them cry. That’s a lot of work.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You told her twice already.

President Obama

I can start to see the writing on the wall. We've got a RINO with the Republican nomination and it clearly looks like Obama is taking a commanding lead in the Democrat primary. It's not boding well for us angry white men.

Over the last few days, both Obama and Clinton have been campaigning in Texas. Here in DFW, Obama packed in around 18,000 people at Reunion Arena. Her royal thighness, on the other hand, held her rally in the parking lot of a local bank. Crowds were somewhat, well, smaller.

Talked to some friends in the Houston area and they said that was about par for down there as well. Obama drawing in the huge crowds and the Hildabeast pulling in much smaller gatherings.

Then you've got this story and it's really not shaping up well for the smartest woman in the world.

Which is unfortunate. I think that even McCain, as lame as he is, would beat Hillary like a drum. Obama, however, I'm not so sure of.

It's gonna be a long 4-5 years I think.

It's a hit!

Notice to the ChiComs, Russkies, and the nutjub in Iran - don't poke the bear.

If we can hit a satellite the size of a small SUV that is traveling at 17,000 miles an hour, I think we stand a good chance to take out any missles you might think of throwing our way.

Pretty damn impressive if you ask me.