06 November 2004

Democrats Have Bad Case of the Blues

is that the waaaaaambulance I hear?? I love it.

Demorats - you wanna tip from the ole catfish?? Well, here it is, like it or not.

1. Stop pandering to the Clinton wing of the DNC. You have noticed, I'm sure, that nearly every candidate the Clintons have supported since blowjob Bill left the White House has lost, right?

2. Stop coming after our guns. Be tougher on criminals, not the honest, law abiding folks.

3. Stop pandering to the Hollywood whackos. THEY are not mainstream America.

4. Stop taxing the snot out of us, at every level. I'm fed up with it.

5. Stop working so closely with the UN, and put America first.

6. Stop cutting our military to pay for your social programs.

7. Stop acting like you know what's best for me.

8. Stop catering to the leftist fringe groups, like ACTUP, MoveOn, the econazis, PETA, etc.

9. Stop catering to the union thugs.

10. Stop trying to tell us that all the wierd shit that you support is normal behavior.

IF you can do these things, then maybe you'll pick up some more votes from the flyover country.

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