12 May 2007

Montana skydiving plane crash kills 5

It's a shame nobody onboard had a para-...wait...what?

Just callin' it like I'm seein' it

Looks like this church is getting ready to either get sued, a Justice Department investigation, or blown up.

Even odds as to which one comes first.

11 May 2007

Bullet Hose

We came about this little gem after detaining a collection of Iraqi oil and pipeline security folk who were conducting illegal shakedown checkpoints out in the hinterlands. In the process of cataloguing their equipment the scribing NCO described the MG3 as some sort of Star Wars blaster rifle, and so it’s true nature went undiscovered until I happened to see it propped up against the wall in the supply room, whereupon I discerned the true nature of this fine piece of warmongery.

Star Wars Blaster rifle. Now THAT'S funny. Largely because copies of the MG42 (The MG3 is a modernized MG42, firing .308) and other German weapons like the broomhandle Mauser were used in Star Wars and also because it shows just how much Star Wars has permeated our daily lexicon.

Did a little looking around on You Tube and found this video of some fellas having fun with an MG3 like the one described in the story linked above. This puppy is definitely on my list of weapons to shoot if I ever get a chance to get my hands on one!

Just a little something from Fred

I got this sent to me and thought I would share. I really wish Fred would finally throw his hat in the ring.

10 May 2007

YouTube - Pulp Fiction F**king Short Version

Clearly not safe for work, home, or any other public f**king place. Not to be watched without headphones or a sense of humor.

HT to The Girl. I understand that she kisses her mother with that mouth.

I never realized how much they use that word in that movie.

08 May 2007

'Mickey Mouse' promotes jihad

Religion of Peace update.

Palestinian children are being entertained and indoctrinated on television by a Mickey Mouse-knockoff who teaches them to fight for Israel's destruction and Islam's domination over the entire world.

Al-Aqsa TV, run by the Palestinian Territories ruling party Hamas, features a squeaky-voiced Mickey Mouse look-alike named Farfur in the weekly children's program "Tomorrow's Pioneers."

Farfur tells children they must pray in the mosque five times a day until there is "world leadership under Islamic leadership."

I'm sure this is just a perfectly harmless TV show and that we in the west are clearly mis-interpreting what these holy fellows are telling us.

What's next? The jihadiis using a likeness of Captain Kangaroo? Ernie and Bert (oh wait, they're gay so the muslims wouldn't use them...), Cat in the Hat?