Molly Ivins

You have to wonder when the liberals - who are inherently disgusted with the military and despise the military as an instrument of foriegn policy - start to talk about how great a retired general is. Not only that, but Ms. Ivins should probably read the Weekly Standard article that lays out the connections between Iraq and al quada. But then again, when have the libbys ever let the truth get in the way?

U.S. to abandon N. Korea project - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - May 28, 2004

"The reactors were to be built under the 1994 Agreed Framework that was supposed to have ended all nuclear-weapons development by North Korea. The discovery of Pyongyang's uranium-enrichment program led to a collapse of the Agreed Framework and to the current six-party talks. "


Thank you, President Clinton. You're an idiot.

Iraqi weapons pipeline probed - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - May 25, 2004

looks like it's time to open up a can o' whoop ass in Syria.

Man who shot himself sentenced to ten years

Adding federal jail time to injury.

A convicted felon accidentally shoots himself. In the groin. Wait, convicted felons can't have access to guns (I've heard this somewhere...). So...it's off to the big house. Sucks to be him.

What's Wrong With THIS Picture?

I don't even know how to comment on this one...

How about:
I feel like chicken tonight.

/I got nothin. a little help.

'Death to America' chanted again in Iran

I reckon those godless heathens don't do an invocation to open parliament, huh?

The Connection

Pray tell why we don't hear anything about this in the media or in the vaunted halls of Congress.

Jessica May Play Daisy in 'Dukes' Movie

can't wait to see this one. really.

Streisand Ordered to Pay $177,000 in Lawsuit

poor babs

- U.S. Says Soldier in Lynch's Unit Was Executed

So where's the outrage over the treatment of an American prisoner in Iraqi hands?
Just curious.

School Honors Boy Who Got 'Crybaby Award'

Do you hear it?? The WAAAAAAMBULANCE is just around the corner.

The Seattle Times: Local News: Disaster film has scientists laughing

whatever happened to Hollywood making movies that were just simple entertainment?

Bill Cosby Stands Behind Critical Comments

If the outrage over what Bill Cosby said is bad, imagine how bad it would have been if a white guy said the same thing...

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | McCartney speaks out against war

a perfect example of why singers should just shut up and sing and keep their mouth shut the rest of the time.

Tail-Heavy Plane

MD-11 pops a wheelie.

Victor Davis Hanson on National Review Online

smart man.

ABCNEWS.com : New Alcohol Details in Jackson Case

Nope, he's not a freak. Nope. Yeah, he has a skin disease. Riiiight.

What's in a Name?

Man's name a big turn-off for girls.

Long Duck Dong he ain't.

Harshin' His Monkey-Buzz, Dude...

50-pound baboon gets loose at the zoo.

Hey...can I get some of that dart-juice to-go, please?

74 graduates defy drug-free night

Put this one in the "irony" category. Drug & alcolhol-free night at New York Six Flags!

What Not to Wear to Court

Momma always says, stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.

And the award goes to...

That would be the Redneck Dumb-Ass award, of course.

Baseball is full of freak injuries

Gesundheit. Yes, you heard it here first - the career-ending sneeze.

I love this line: "Sharp objects have consistently been a challenge for baseball players." Good thing they play with balls.

Yahoo! News - U.S. Warns Of Al Qaeda Threat This Summer

That information dovetails with other intelligence "chatter" suggesting that al Qaeda operatives are pleased with the change in government resulting from the March 11 terrorist bombings in Spain and may want to affect elections in the United States and other countries.


"They saw that an attack of that nature can have economic and political consequences and have some impact on the electoral process," said one federal official with access to counterterrorism intelligence.


So, to put this in language that you folks in Rio Linda can understand, the terrorists are wanting to effect our upcoming elections because they think it's in their best interest to have John Kerry be the next President.

"Khaaan!"

A must see.

Your Chihuahua Wants Cheese for Dinner

DNA Study Finds Chihuahuas Aren't Dogs.

Not really. Still a funny article.

05-23-04 North Texas S2000 Owners Club Autocross

Yep. I was there. Yep. It was fun. Yep. I'm doin' it again!!

DenverPost.com - LOCAL NEWS

hey, do you hear it?? It's coming, it's the WAAAAAAAMBULANCE!! The Colorado Guv makes a couple of funny French jokes and the poor widdle frenchies are upset.

Ahhh, the French, they're always there when they needed us.

Yahoo! News - Tests Confirm Sarin Gas in Baghdad Bomb

You just gotta love it. The media simply refuses to publish anything that makes the Bush administration look good. Yes, mustard gas was found. Yes, sarin was found. BUT, they came from old, pre 1991 stockpiles, therefore, we were all misled into supporting a war against Iraq.

The New York Times > International > Europe > Russian Scientist Dies in Ebola Accident at Former Weapons Lab

oops

Scotsman.com News - Latest News - Al Qaida 'Has 18,000 Terrorists Waiting to Attack'

looks like we're gonna need some more bullets, JR.

WorldNetDaily: Pundit: Michael Moore faked interview

what?? Michael Moore lied?? Now who would believe that?
Other than the French, of course.

IHT: Shrine hit 2nd time in a month

Gee, and people ask me why I can't stand the New York Times.

Title - Shrine hit 2nd time in a month.
Sub title - But damage is minor amid Najaf clashes

So, for the folks that just read the titles of the paper, it really looks like, once again, the US has screwed the pooch. The Times can kiss my ass.

BBC NEWS | Americas | Sharks attack Brazilian bathers

Caramba

Hollywood's chilling disaster movie puts spotlight on global warming

Let me get this right. One volcanic eruption puts more pollution into the environment than mankind has in it's entire combined history. But we humans are somehow at fault for global catastrophic warming.

Until the day comes that the weathermen can report with some degree of accuracy that they're actually right more than they're wrong - for TODAY'S forecast, I'm not worrying about it too much.

Oh yeah, Al Gore is an idiot.

New intelligence suggests terror operatives in U.S. for major attack

looks like the carbine is going back in the car.

We're Number One!

Dallas once again No. 1 big city for crime.

The Houston Chronicle couldn't wait to point this one out...

Do you have "wacko whorls"?

Don't blame it on the humidity - it's Mom's fault. OK, or Dad's fault. Or maybe it's the mutant fruit fly's fault...

Lesbian Moms a Growing U.S. Phenomenon

Shipping semen is no longer just for the U.S. Navy.

Asashoryu nails Emperor's Cup

The Japan Times Online. All Sumo, All the Time.

15 Children. 15.

Yahoo! News - Arkansas Family Celebrates 15th Child

Jackson Duggar, son of Jim Bob and Mary. Welcome. I think.

Does anyone else hear banjo music?

There is Joshua, 16; Jana and John-David, 14; Jill, 13; Jessa, 11; Jinger, 10; Joseph, 9; Josiah, 7; Joy-Anna, 6; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5; Jason, 4; James, 2; and Justin, 1.

The Heart-warming Tale of the Prodigal Parakeet

Yahoo! News - Fred the Parakeet Returns After 4 Years

Stupid bird. *snif*

FORE!

Yahoo! News - No Grass, No Greens, But Golf Is Back in Kabul

Now mine-free!

How many strokes for hitting a live grenade?

Protest.Net

Well, shucks. Can't believe I missed the Militant Lesbian Vegan Community Outreach Party.