Airline makes Fla. man change T-shirt

And with this bit of hubris, the Southwest Airlines wardrobe trifecta is complete.

The shirt, bought in the Virgin Islands, uses sexual double entendre to promote a fictional fishing tackle shop. The largest lettering reads "Master Baiter."

I was on a Southwest Airline flight last week, and I swear that the black male flight attendant was wearing eye shadow. I asked the flight attendant who was seated next to me (she was dead-heading back to Dallas) if that was the case, and she said, "quite possibly."

Now, who's making the call on what's fashion fabulous at this airline, anyway?

Charges dropped in sherry enema death case

If you've ever been to Angleton, you probably already know it's not the intellectual nexus of Texas:

An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge.

Warner told the Houston Chronicle that her husband had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.

I wonder if he was a smoker, too?

Some gun pRon

Yeah, it's been a while since we posted some good gun porn. Sooooooo, ladies and germs, I present to you



a lovely trio of 1911 blasters.

One custom built Kimber - with a Kimber frame, McCormick top end, ramped barrel and all the bells and whistles.

One pretty much stock Kimber - with Alumagrips, STI ambi safeties, and a Techwell mag well.

One lovely SVI - with all the bells and whistles from the SV shop, including a humongous SV mag well.

Enjoy!

Canadian Navy: Volcano Erupts Off Yemen

I guess the most interesting thing about this story is finding out Canada has a Navy.

OK, JR. You asked for it!

Here's JR and I last night at the annual Greek Festival. Good food, good friends, and lots to drink.

Anyone seen my blue pen?

Another Universal Truth

Hippies are gross. Where's all the hot chicks showing their boobies?