what, us lie?

Nah, the media would never stretch the truth to run a story that fits their template...

The Jawa's got an excellent video completely destroying one of the more recent media hoaxes involving an ambulance and a mystery missle.....

Suicide attacker kills only self when car bomb explodes prematurely in south Afghanistan

My favorite quote from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

And Darwin claims another fine candidate.

US Airways Boeing 737-3B7

Hey, Catfish: click on the link above, look at the picture, and tell me if you feel better about flying. Looks safe to me!

Clinton spin machine still working

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the Clinton spin machine is back in the forefront of our lives. It would seem they're still working on Clinton's legacy, and aren't letting the facts get in the way.

It is a fact that the Clinton administration had several shots at Bin Laden and didn't take them.

It is a fact that the Clinton administration's withdrawal from Somalia gave strength and courage to Bin Laden as the terrorists figured the American government had no stomach for a fight.

It is a fact that the Clinton administration wanted to treat terrorists as criminals, and not terrorists.

It is a fact that Sandy Berger stole National Archive documents - something that would land you and me in jail if we did the same thing.

It is a fact that the Clinton administration slashed military spending and reduced our military strength significantly.

It is a fact that the 9/11 attacks had been in the works and under planning for years - well before George Bush became President of the United States.

But, if you were to discuss these facts with the Clinton spin machine, then you're fabricating history.

I find it highly entertaining that the same people who have no problem in divulging state secrets in the New York Times have a problem with talking about the facts of the Clinton administration.

Police Chief May Lose Job Over Wife's Nude Pics

You may think that this story is stupid, because who cares if a woman wants to be on a porn site, right? Look at the picture in the link, and then get back to me.

Snyder Police Chief Tod Ozmun and his wife, Doris, live in Snyder, just west of Lawton. However, the chief's wife is known worldwide for her work as a plus-sized model on a pornographic Web site.

Plus-sized porno? How about plain, old-fashioned, put-your-clothes-back-on ugly? Nice eye shadow.

Dan Rather gives alma mater $2 million

Here's a little something that Catfish might be loathe to talk about. Dan Rather went to Sam Houston State University?!? Didn't you used to teach there, Catfood?

I'd cash that check quick if I were SHSU. Might turn out to be forged.

Hottest Sauces in the World

The hottest stuff I've ever personally sampled is Dave's Insanity Sauce. I touched a drop of it to my little finger, then touched my finger to my tongue. I was instantly blinded, and almost choked to death. Mind you, I put Tabasco Habanero on my eggs for breakfast, and go through a large bottle of Tabasco in about 3 weeks. I like my hot sauce. None of that candy-assed Frank's or "Louisiana" so-called "hot" sauce in my house.

Dave's Insanity Sauce isn't even on this list. Granted, Dave's Gourmet Insanity is on the list, but I reckon it's a LOT hotter.

I DARE you to try some, then let me know if you lived.