06 August 2004

Berry Hopes for Another'Catwoman'

And I'm hoping to grow a third testicle. Puh-lease.

Fuster Cluck

Gives a new meaning to the term "team sports," don't it?

To Protect and Serve

Serve chicken, that is...

Protesters organize game of naked croquet

Sadly, there are no pictures of this event. However, something tells me we're not missing anything...

Parsons Takes Shot at Fox

yep, that's right. CNN doesn't distort the truth. Doesn't withold information about a brutal dictatorship so that it can continue to report from inside the country. Never mind the impact that it's more positive reports had on the image of said dictatorship.
CNN has more grazing viewers?? You mean, CNN is on more TV's in public places, like hotels, etc and those people that happen to pass by and look at the TV are considered viewers??

Whatever. CNN sucks.

It's a Joke

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Name Statistics - How popular are your first and last names?

Because you need to know.

05 August 2004

Fingernails on the Chalkboard

The Brady Campaign to "Prevent Gun Violence" (yeah, whatever) is getting really shrill. That's their tactic - whine, cajole, complain, name-call. Sometimes it works. However, Congress has heard it all before, and they know on which side the bread is buttered. Voting for the renewal of the AWB is political death. In spite of certain polls, the public does NOT support it, nor does law enforcement. It's an ineffective ban on scary "looking" guns.

Get over it Sarah. It was a failure. We lost, and it cost us 10 years. It's your turn to be the loser now.

'Tigger' Found Not Guilty Of Molesting Girl

Vindication for the Disney character. HI-larious.

04 August 2004

Why you should never put your pic on the internet

Photoshop RULES.

Bands Gather to Stump Against Bush

Let the boycotting begin!!!

My question to the famous, not so famous, and once famous bands that are performing is "why can't you just shut up and sing?" For some reason, they are confusing their celebrity status with intelligence.

02 August 2004