30 September 2004

The Shrill Shill

I'm watching the Presidential debate. John Kerry is gonna need an ass cast, because his butt's being kicked hard.

Never have I heard such a shrill shill for a political ideology than what has foamed from the mouth of John Kerry. "WMDs are pouring across the border daily." Huh? What WMDs, JFK? There are none, right? He voted FOR military action, but he's always been against it. "North Korea has nuclear weapons." He'll go after them. Right.

I'm even more confused on John Kerry's positions than before the debate. Nice work, Kerry. I hope your next boss finds you worthwhile.

MSNBC - Storms wipe out sea turtle nests in Florida

Once again, human intervention is humbled by Mother Nature. I always found it curious how much attention was paid to sea turtles when visiting Volusia County beaches. Don't walk here, watch out for this, etc. Yes, humans have encroached on their natural environment, and it's admirable to attempt to save the turtles. Alas, hurricanes have no conscience or social responsibility.

It's called natural selection, and proves the Mom Nature can be a bitch.

I understand you can get a deal on a few human nests, too.

29 September 2004

MSNBC - Musicians use their talent to further the cause

"Springsteen will be joined by such heavy hitters as the Dave Matthews Band, R.E.M., John Fogerty, the Dixie Chicks, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, Pearl Jam, John Mellencamp, Babyface and Death Cab for Cutie."

Ah, the bastions of political sanity in the USA - musicians. I can't fathom why anyone would give one good rip what John Goober Mellenhead has to say about our foreign policy, can you? So why would anyone listen to him when he endorses one political candidate over another?

I'm all for anyone encouraging our youth to vote. But celebrity doesn't equal wisdom. Play the music, and if it's good, I'll steal it off the Internet. Otherwise, get bent.

USATODAY.com - Airport screeners missed weapons

USATODAY.com - Airport screeners missed weapons

Once again, let's all feel safe that $6/hr government workers are our first line of defense, because I would hate to profile someone.

Until we get over this feel-good mentality of security, we will never be safe. We need to do "detailed" security checks of ANY Muslim in this country. Until Catholics, Protestants and Baptists start blowing up airplanes and car bombs, Muslims get singled out.

28 September 2004

'Miraculous' Christ Washes Up in Texas Rio Grande

Okay - last post for the evening. Kind of an interesting article, but one part really caught my eye. Presumably, whomever typed this article kept a straight face through this gem regarding the city of Eagle Pass, Texas:

"The border city, which lies opposite Piedras Negras in northern Mexico, has a large Mexican community."

I'm sure exhaustive research supported that conclusion.

Study: Half of Internet Viagra is fake

"If the counterfeiters get the dose wrong and the bogus pills contain too much of the active ingredient, sildenafil, it could be dangerous."

I'll say. When Rover starts looking nervous, it's time to visit a real pharmacy.

Mount St. Helens VolcanoCam

Ain't technology wonderful? You can watch a natural disaster in the making. Live!

The New York Times > Washington > Campaign 2004 > No Assault Rifle for Kerry, After All

Uh huh. Riiiiight. Because admitting you had that would be against the law.

Whatever. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is that John Kerry's idea of the type of firearm you can own is a hunting shotgun or an antique SKS bolt-action rifle. What bothers me is that he has actively worked to ban all other types of firearms in this country. As an elitist Democrat, he clearly knows how I should live my life, and clearly knows better than I do how to live it. He is not above legislating that attitude.

This is a supporter of the Second Amendment, the friend of hunters and sportsmen? Don't you believe a word of it. If you do, your guns will be gone in a heartbeat. All of them except your antique rifles and shotguns. Maybe.

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: Kerry's Diet

"I'm stuck working nearly endless hours for the next couple of days, so I don't have much time to blog. However the debates are coming up, and many warn of John Kerry's impressive skills behind the podium, having defeated William Weld in a debate for a Massachusetts' Senate seat. Nevermind that he defeated Weld by only seven points in a state where a wino Democrat's frozen corpse would win by ten points against a Jesus/Moses ticket, what I can't see is how Kerry will connect to voters who aren't used to a diet of condescension and pomposity by self-important Boston aristocrats. John Kerry may sound all fancy to those in the North East, but in most parts of the country, despite gorging himself on escargot, truffles, brie, and camembert, he always leaves the impression that he just took a big bite out of a urinal cake.

Think about that next time you see his big white teeth."

That cracks me up.

27 September 2004

Kerry: I Love My Illegal Chinese Assault Rifle

Too busy....laughing....urk...

FT.com / Home UK - No French or German turn on Iraq

I wonder which world leaders kerry was referring to this time??

Boston Globe Online: Print it!

you gotta love this. dumbass drunkard kennedy states that: "by shifting attention from Osama bin Laden to Iraq, Bush has increased the danger of a ''nuclear 9/11.''
''The war in Iraq has made the mushroom cloud more likely, not less likely...."

Now waitaminute, Senator - I thought that Iraq didn't have nuclear weapons or the capability to manufacture them??

BBC NEWS | Americas | Carter fears Florida vote trouble

and we should trust mr carter's perception based on his recent shining examples of voter's rights in let's say.... venezuela??

whatever. the facts show us that the counties in which algore's minions argued that the minority vote was suppressed were run by the democrat party at the county level. I'm sure that they were somehow connected through the cuban mafia to George W. Bush.

26 September 2004

French connection armed Saddam - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - September 08, 2004

ahhh, the French. They're always there when they needed us.

Navy turns down appeal for award - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - September 24, 2004

this guy got the shaft. I mean, if you can get a purple heart for
1. banging your arm against the side of your boat
2. fragging yourself with rice
3. fragging yourself with a blooper round
then obviously you should be able to get one for getting tagged with a laser in the eyes.

maybe this fellow should write up his own fitreps and after action reports??

TIME.com: You Say Yusuf, I Say Youssouf...

it is my humble opinion that anyone with a name like Yusuf, Youssouf, Islam or Mohammad who is flying on an American carrier or flying into the United States should get quarrantined for at least two weeks before they even get near the airport, if they are allowed in at all.

This position will remain unchanged until a moderate, non violent Muslim attitude makes itself clear and present. Until that time, stay the hell out please.

Men, Women More Different Than Thought

what this really boils down to is that women are high maintenance.

HoustonChronicle.com - Teacher sends feces home with 6-year-old

so why wasn't this 6 year old potty trained??? regardless, this for some reason does not strike me as being very high up on the common sense ladder.