11 May 2005

Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device

If you scroll down the page, you'll see I have a couple of banners to Alex Chiu's web site, where you can order your own immortality devices. That's right, kids. Just wear these rings and live forever. Get younger, even! Do they work? Well, any immortality device that comes with a 90-day guarantee is good enough for me!

Click away - it'll get me my very own immortality rings, and I can update this blog forever!
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