10 November 2004

Powell expects to meet with Iranians

Hopefully, the meeting will go something like this:

Powell - "Hey, you know the nuclear facility that you're building?"

Iranian - "What nuclear facility?"

Powell - showing pictures "This nuclear facility."

Iranian - "That is not a nuclear facility!"

Powell - "That's correct, because we're going to let the Israelis bomb the snot out of it."

Powell - "And, as to the aid that you're giving to the terrorists..."

Iranian - "What we do is our business!"

Powell - "That aid will stop as of right now, or we begin bombing in 10 minutes."

It'll never happen, but I can dream, can't I??

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