16 November 2004

It's 'Don't Bring Your Guns to Work Day'

Must...resist...urge...to...GAAAHHHHAAHH!!!

Geez. What a bunch of hypocrites. Like a deer hunter is gonna whup out his trusty bolt-action, hump it upstairs for a good view, and start to work on Billy's entourage.

On second thought...if you've ever driven past Hope, AR (The ex-prez's home town), you'll note that the signs commemorating his birthplace are riddled with holes. It's a landmark that never ceases to amuse me. However, I doubt the good corporate citizens of Acxiom Corporation (those weasels that track your every move when you're shopping) would act out on such an urge.

I think it's an insult to Acxiom employees, and a pointed insult to the hunters among them. They owe their employees an apology.

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