boy, you sure are smart! I'm sure you've noticed that all our posts here have to deal with how good our candidate looks windsurfing, shooting, bike riding and skiing.
I'm sure you'll notice the MyWay news story today (10/13/04) featuring a well coiffed Kerry riding his $7,000 Serrota. Funny how you don't see a lot of pictures of Bush pretending to be things he's not.
Well, I did see a picture once of the president getting down from his $27 million dollar S-3B Viking onto the deck of his $4.5 billion aircraft carrier pretending . . . well, he was pretending quite a lot that day wasn't he?
I love how W's landing just continues to piss off you liberals. I love it that such a little thing can continue to grind on your nerves. Yet another reason I like W. It just really really irritates you that the military actually digs this guy - and that he actually respects them. Quite a difference from the previous 8 years from blow job bill, wouldn't you say?? You know, the same president that mandated that any troops even remotely near his location had to unload their weapons and hand the mags to their superiors because the administration didn't trust the military?? Compare again to blow job bill, who's staff had to refund the US Navy several hundred dollars for stealing goodies (towels, mugs, etc) off one of the carriers they were visiting.
As for the pretending - let's get real. John Kerry "pretends" to be: for the war. against the war. for hunting. against gun rights ("but I have an assault weapon! I'm not sure what it is, and I've never shot it, but I have one!!"). for abortion. for life. a normal guy. a guy that has his butler follow him around making him peanut butter sandwhiches. for the environmnet. against building windmills in front of his house as they ruin his view. for public safety. against public safety if it means the fire hydrant in his yard has to stay. for tax cuts. against the middle class entreprenuers. for the environment - "John Edwards and I are on the waiting list for the new hybrid Ford Escape." Against the environment "actually, those SUV's belong to the family." a vietnam hero. a vietnam anti-war hero.
Shall we continue?
John Kerry is nothing but a poser, a wanabe, a follower, a political hack, and a pretender. He's either inherited what money he's got, or leeched off his wives.
But you liberals, keep it up! I was worrying that we'd scared all of you off as we continue to just drum the snot out of your worthless attempts at thinking; and you provide me with a great deal of entertainment value each day with your total and completely fucked up way of looking at the world.
Rather than picking the candidate who looks best with a football -- after all, you might be in danger of ending up with that pansy John Edwards as president one day if you stick with that system -- wouldn't it be better just to drop all the candidates -- and you can do away with primaries with this system too -- drop all the candidates onto an aircraft carrier and give the troops loaded weapons.
Hell, you can have the last man standing take the oath of office right there. Bound to get a real commander-in-chief with a system like that.
the point was that the Clintons used, abused, and mistrusted the military. Bush is having to clean up after their mess.
Your analogy is stupid, unintelligent, and makes me believe you're about a 12 year old trying to drive his car on the interstate for the first time. (do I need to explain that analogy to you as well?) Go read a book or something and come back when you find your brain. It's not any fun when you have to explain your point. Or maybe it is.
Let me know when you have a good thought, I can't wait!
oh yes - speaking of John Edwards - yeah, this is the guy I want with his finger on the trigger. Someone who actually ran billboards back home when he was a good old fashioned ambulance chaser - billboards that said "YOU might have hurt yourself at work and not even know it!"
and oh yeah, while you've got me thinking about this - perhaps you should read (you can read, can't you, and you're not having mommy read this to you?) Robert Hienlien's Starship Trooper. A main point of the book is that only those who have served their country in the military can vote as they're the ones who have laid it on the line.
Obviously, reading your attempt at trying to find a thought, your distaste of the military is quite clear. Maybe we can all go hug a tree, save a spotted owl, and smoke medicinal marajuana and it'll all be ok in your little world.
Let me know if you need help translating the big words.
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Well, if looking good with a football is what Americans are looking for in a president you might want to take a look at OJ.
boy, you sure are smart! I'm sure you've noticed that all our posts here have to deal with how good our candidate looks windsurfing, shooting, bike riding and skiing.
not to mention standing on the sideline with his pom poms. Give me a W . . .
I'm sure you'll notice the MyWay news story today (10/13/04) featuring a well coiffed Kerry riding his $7,000 Serrota. Funny how you don't see a lot of pictures of Bush pretending to be things he's not.
Well, I did see a picture once of the president getting down from his $27 million dollar S-3B Viking onto the deck of his $4.5 billion aircraft carrier pretending . . . well, he was pretending quite a lot that day wasn't he?
I love how W's landing just continues to piss off you liberals. I love it that such a little thing can continue to grind on your nerves. Yet another reason I like W. It just really really irritates you that the military actually digs this guy - and that he actually respects them.
Quite a difference from the previous 8 years from blow job bill, wouldn't you say?? You know, the same president that mandated that any troops even remotely near his location had to unload their weapons and hand the mags to their superiors because the administration didn't trust the military??
Compare again to blow job bill, who's staff had to refund the US Navy several hundred dollars for stealing goodies (towels, mugs, etc) off one of the carriers they were visiting.
As for the pretending - let's get real. John Kerry "pretends" to be:
for the war. against the war. for hunting. against gun rights ("but I have an assault weapon! I'm not sure what it is, and I've never shot it, but I have one!!"). for abortion. for life. a normal guy. a guy that has his butler follow him around making him peanut butter sandwhiches. for the environmnet. against building windmills in front of his house as they ruin his view. for public safety. against public safety if it means the fire hydrant in his yard has to stay. for tax cuts. against the middle class entreprenuers. for the environment - "John Edwards and I are on the waiting list for the new hybrid Ford Escape." Against the environment "actually, those SUV's belong to the family." a vietnam hero. a vietnam anti-war hero.
Shall we continue?
John Kerry is nothing but a poser, a wanabe, a follower, a political hack, and a pretender. He's either inherited what money he's got, or leeched off his wives.
But you liberals, keep it up! I was worrying that we'd scared all of you off as we continue to just drum the snot out of your worthless attempts at thinking; and you provide me with a great deal of entertainment value each day with your total and completely fucked up way of looking at the world.
C' ya!
Now you've hit on something.
Rather than picking the candidate who looks best with a football -- after all, you might be in danger of ending up with that pansy John Edwards as president one day if you stick with that system -- wouldn't it be better just to drop all the candidates -- and you can do away with primaries with this system too -- drop all the candidates onto an aircraft carrier and give the troops loaded weapons.
Hell, you can have the last man standing take the oath of office right there. Bound to get a real commander-in-chief with a system like that.
See what happens when we work together.
the point was that the Clintons used, abused, and mistrusted the military. Bush is having to clean up after their mess.
Your analogy is stupid, unintelligent, and makes me believe you're about a 12 year old trying to drive his car on the interstate for the first time. (do I need to explain that analogy to you as well?)
Go read a book or something and come back when you find your brain. It's not any fun when you have to explain your point. Or maybe it is.
Let me know when you have a good thought, I can't wait!
oh yes - speaking of John Edwards - yeah, this is the guy I want with his finger on the trigger. Someone who actually ran billboards back home when he was a good old fashioned ambulance chaser - billboards that said "YOU might have hurt yourself at work and not even know it!"
toodles!
and oh yeah, while you've got me thinking about this - perhaps you should read (you can read, can't you, and you're not having mommy read this to you?) Robert Hienlien's Starship Trooper. A main point of the book is that only those who have served their country in the military can vote as they're the ones who have laid it on the line.
Obviously, reading your attempt at trying to find a thought, your distaste of the military is quite clear. Maybe we can all go hug a tree, save a spotted owl, and smoke medicinal marajuana and it'll all be ok in your little world.
Let me know if you need help translating the big words.
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