15 October 2004

Heinz Kerry pitches health care

"The president has said that you can't trust the drugs coming in from Canada, well, there are a lot of things that you can't trust, Heinz Kerry said."
Later, she says:
Heinz Kerry ended with what she called “a highly effective” remedy for arthritis that drew laughter and some skepticism from the audience. “You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks,” she said. “Then eat nine of the raisins a day.”
Who needs doctors and medical plans when you've got old Krazy Ketchup Kerry and her home remedies?

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