28 September 2004

The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler: Kerry's Diet

"I'm stuck working nearly endless hours for the next couple of days, so I don't have much time to blog. However the debates are coming up, and many warn of John Kerry's impressive skills behind the podium, having defeated William Weld in a debate for a Massachusetts' Senate seat. Nevermind that he defeated Weld by only seven points in a state where a wino Democrat's frozen corpse would win by ten points against a Jesus/Moses ticket, what I can't see is how Kerry will connect to voters who aren't used to a diet of condescension and pomposity by self-important Boston aristocrats. John Kerry may sound all fancy to those in the North East, but in most parts of the country, despite gorging himself on escargot, truffles, brie, and camembert, he always leaves the impression that he just took a big bite out of a urinal cake.

Think about that next time you see his big white teeth."

That cracks me up.


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