24 June 2004

Riiight...

It's a well-known fact that non-suicidal people accidentally kill themselves by shooting themselves in the back. With a rifle. That was thrown against a wall for no apparent reason. Which evidently caused the gun to discharge. Assuming, of course, that when the person threw the rifle, he turned his back. Or something. No, really - that's what happened.

This just in: throwing a gun against a wall does NOT cause it to accidentally discharge. Pulling the trigger is the ONLY thing that makes a gun fire. Period.

Human stupidity is without limit.

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