Paul McCartney's messy divorce from Heather Mills have been the butt of many jokes going around. Here are just a few.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
Paul has said that Heather is extremely unstable.
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Paul never could accept the fact that her favorite music is hip-hop.
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-stuffer.
Others believe the trouble started when rumors of her being a high priced call girl surfaced earlier in the year. It was said one of her clients was a millionaire arms dealer.
It's a shame it wasn't a legs dealer.
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