We have the Britney Spears Honeymoon Sex Tapes!

That's what the headline would be if we actually had them, which we don't. Sorry - it was a cheap trick to make you look. Made you look!

According to this questionable article, Cletus has threatened to go public with their sex lives. All four hours of it.

Meanwhile a pal of Britney said "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back. They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to sell them."

To watch in the privacy of their home? Ruin her comeback? Yeah, it killed Paris Hilton's career.

Anyway, let me see if I understand. He says he wants 16 million pounds (what's that in real money?) to NOT show it, but stands to make 26 million pounds if he does? That is one shrewd businessman.