Beach volleyball gives women saggy boobs

Stop snickering back there - this is science. I found it on the Internets, so it must be true.
And what are you guys giggling about?

"As well as women the top surgeon said that men should not think they are free from risk and should remember to wear tight trunks in order to protect their testicles.
'A similar thing can happen to male genitalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far,' he said."