03 December 2004

Police Follow Doughnut Trail, Solve Crime

"It has a happy ending," Swatara Township Sgt. Robert Simmonds said. "The evidence was brought back to the police station, and the cops are eating the doughnuts."
Well, sure, when you bring out all the resources of two police departments. However, I think there's a sinister side to this story, namely the theft of evidence:
Although Simmonds had been joking about police taking the contents of the truck, he acknowledged seeing Krispy Kreme doughnuts in a station conference room Thursday.

"I suspect that the manager from the Krispy Kreme might have given us a little thank you for our efforts," he said.
Tell it to the grand jury, pal.

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