Wrong, just so..... wrong

You know, on most days, I'm incredibly proud to be a Texan. It's clearly the greatest place on earth.

Today, however, isn't one of those days. After reading this headline:

Texas Adds 'Pole Tax' to Strip Clubs for $5-Per-Customer Levy

I'm about ready to start looking at other possibilities for a home.

I mean, come on guys, strippers need love too!