09 October 2007

Why Bullet Prices Are Going Up

Thanks to morons like this Darwin Award-winner:
A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000 volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable.
Police in the western city of Duisburg found the 32-year-old man's blackened remains by a set of cable cutters and pile of non-live cables he had already stolen.
Only because one of his hands survived incineration were officers able to identify the man as a German of Kazakh origin.
"His fingerprints were already logged on police files," a local police spokesman said.
"The force of the shock was so great that the hand was severed from his body."
Looks like he lived up to his potential. Cu later!

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