12 April 2006

ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat

That's an actual headline. Make sure you click the pic (in the linked article) to see the ATF in action, pinning down a dangerous college ninja. Sure, the agent's laughing now, but he should sleep with one eye open...a ninja never sleeps.
After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.
His crime?
Agents noticed Ransom peering around a corner and said when police sirens sounded, he took off running.
That's some nice work, boys.

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