15 December 2005

Police whack giant snow penis

What a terrible headline.
Sherer, um, erected the statue with her boyfriend and another friend Sunday. She said she was surprised to hear some neighbors took offense.
But the police had no sense of humor:
Officers found no one home. Assuming the snow sculpture was more prank than nod to Christmas' pagan roots, the police knocked it down. Beat it down with shovels, actually.
I bet the gang here at the Tattler can do better.

How about "Cops Cold-Cock Snow Bone?"

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