21 December 2004

Harsh interrogations in Iraq went beyond FBI standards, memo says

Ummmm, the FBI ain't the military, dear readers. What a worthless comparison.

But wait, maybe we can try this route the next time we have a hard core terrorist up for interrogation - I mean, questioning:

Please please, mr freedom fighter, can you please kindly tell me what the plans for your cell are?? Pretty please? With sugar on top?? Can I get you some more coffee and donuts?? Are you comfy? Are you getting enough sleep? Can we arrange phone calls and meetings with your pals?? Maybe fly you over there for visitation so you won't get lonely?

Yeah, that'll work.

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