we've got a continuing problem with the economy. Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Added to the mix, Iran now says it's a space and nuclear power as their nuclear program continues unabated. And Russia is flexing its muscles in our hemisphere. We also seem to find ourselves in, at the least, a diplomatic spat with China in the south China Sea.
But hey, don't you worry about a thing. Our man in the White House is on top of it. Seems he spends Wednesday nights dancing the night away and is heavily courting socialites in the White House, making sure he's up on the latest styles in and around the beltway.
Sure glad he's on top of everything going on in the world to the point that he can waste time preparing for his book tour when he gets out of office. Man, I feel safer already!