23 May 2008

Climate change spreads across solar system!

You can imagine how shocked I was when I tuned into my daily astronomical image only to discover that big oil has somehow managed to exploit Jupiter's oil and gas deposits.

That's right folks, climate change is taking place on Jupiter as we speak!

Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator.

Look forward to the Democrat controlled Congress to pass legislation immediately to mitigate this horrible problem.

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