Dishwasher Salmon

Poaching fish in the dishwasher is a virtually foolproof way to shock your friends, prepare a succulent meal and do the dishes -- all at the same time. I've poached salmon in more than 100 dishwashers on three continents. There's never been a dull party.

Whee. I bet those are some fun parties, huh? As if salmon doesn't stink enough, make all your dishes for the next 2 weeks smell like it. Party on, dude.