Aggressive Peacocks Ruffle Texas Feathers

Oh, my mercy.

With attacks reported on people and cars, residents of an Arlington neighborhood say a flock of peacocks has become uncharacteristically aggressive as four males seek the attention of one hen.

Won't someone think of the children?

One woman said her daughter was scratched on the stomach by one of the peacocks.

The humanity.

But wait, what's this?

"What happens sometimes is the peacock male will see its reflection in the car's paint and think it's another male peacock, then move to protect his territory."

Well, that tears it. With a little tequila-lime marinade, and a good mesquite wood fire, them's good eatin'!