08 December 2005

Snow, freezing cold in U.S. midsection

Dealing a severe blow to global warming harpies, winter hit the midwest a few weeks early, setting record low temperatures across the nation's midsection.

In Washington, Hurrican Katrina refugees living in the DFW area claimed that President George Bush was further manipulating the nation's weather, first hitting them with a Cat 4 hurricane in August, and then, in an attempt to further eradicate them from humanity, nailing them with a vicious ice storm.

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