I guess crazy people have been around for as long as there have been "normal" people, but it wasn't until the advent of the Internet that I've had to put up with them. I mean, how often do you actually physically meet a bonafide loony, really? However, a casual stroll through the web will avail you of all sorts of conspiracy theorists, wannabe superstars, and just plain old-fashioned whackos who now have a medium through which they can share their lunacy with the rest of humankind.
What's that you say? You don't know what I'm talking about? Be deprived no longer. Look, linger over their particular brand of whackiness, and don't forget to buy their products!
John Titor - okay, technically not a nut, per se, but proof that people will build websites about anything.
Armageddon Online. Can't tell yer megatsunamis from your pandemics without this site!
Swami Sananda - one of my all-time fave loonies. An aggravating website resplendent with unwanted music, horrible graphics, and lots and lots of pics of Swami Bananarama. He's the coo-cookiest, man.
My Bodyweight. That's the name of the title page. Seriously. This person is one reason that I carry a gun. He is so very seriously insane that it boggles the sane part of my mind (what's left of it after looking at this site). This dude can't keep a job because someone is manipulating the timeline to change history, mess with his ability to stay married,
change the climate, and generally commit shenannigans. Of course, this guy is the ONLY person who's on to this scheme. Thank goodness his sane and sober exegesis of this vast conspiracy can be perused via the wonderful WWW. Don't forget: the shiny side of the foil goes out.
The Reptilians. Who are they really? Who really cares? This crazy person does.
Crystalinks. Ellie Crystal's a psychic! Neato! She got abducted by aliens! Sweet! She's from Brooklyn! ick.
Infowars.com - Alex Jones hates everything, apparently. Especially the government. Conspiracy! Conspiracy!
Jeff Rense must have the same water supply as Alex Jones. Mercy. If the volume of crap you put out equals truth, Jeff is the man!
I've noticed a disturbing trend with most of these sites. They have dozens of pages, and each page is about a mile long. It's called "hyperlinking," people. Use it.
This is making me tired, and that means the rays are taking control of my mind. Must...get...rest...sleep...consume...reproduce....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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