12 August 2004

7Online.com: McGreevey to Discuss Allegations Made by Former Aide

this is a guess, and I really don't know the answer, but I'm betting that the governor of New Jersey is a Democrat. I only say that because nowhere in the story is his party affiliation listed. Seems to me that if you're a republican, and you get hit with a sexual lawsuit from someone of the same sex, that's real news. I could be wrong, and it wouldn't be the first time, but you neva know....

Another Passenger from Flight 327 Steps Forward With Disturbing New Details - WomensWallStreet

Yikes.

By all means, let's randomly search 7-year-old girls, and pass by those Middle Eastern men. We wouldn't want to offend anyone, would we?

11 August 2004

Fundrace.org

Wanna see who your neighbors are supporting financially in politics? Veeerrrrry interesting.

10 August 2004

The Dead Zone; Krugman squashed by O'Reilly

Slam dunk. I watched the interview last night and O'Reilly (whom I don't agree with all the time) kicked Krugman's ass.

WorldNetDaily: Ridge to agents: Fight terrorists with 'a smile'

this is totally PC gone awry. unbelievable.

Sharpshooters Hobble Swashbuckling Thief

Marksmen?!?

They missed. Who do you think you're kidding?

Cat in Cockpit Forces Emergency Landing

now, if only the pilots had a pistol in the cockpit, this would not have been an issue!

NBC5.com - News - Rock Band's Bus May Have Slimed Chicago Tourists

ack. that really really really sucks.

Archimedes Plutonium - Super Genius!

I love the Internet. Notoriety is yours for the taking, people. Don't believe me? I present to you Mr. Archimedes Plutonium.

"Plutonium was long observed on the campus of Dartmouth College, where he rode around on a bicycle and wore an orange hunting hat and a homemade cape decorated with atomic symbols in magic marker."

I want a job like that.

09 August 2004

Can You Name All 53 States?

Looks like I'm in the wrong business. Private education is where it's at...and you don't have to worry about junk like accuracy.

08 August 2004

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06 August 2004

Berry Hopes for Another'Catwoman'

And I'm hoping to grow a third testicle. Puh-lease.

Fuster Cluck

Gives a new meaning to the term "team sports," don't it?

To Protect and Serve

Serve chicken, that is...

Protesters organize game of naked croquet

Sadly, there are no pictures of this event. However, something tells me we're not missing anything...

Parsons Takes Shot at Fox

yep, that's right. CNN doesn't distort the truth. Doesn't withold information about a brutal dictatorship so that it can continue to report from inside the country. Never mind the impact that it's more positive reports had on the image of said dictatorship.
CNN has more grazing viewers?? You mean, CNN is on more TV's in public places, like hotels, etc and those people that happen to pass by and look at the TV are considered viewers??

Whatever. CNN sucks.

It's a Joke

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Name Statistics - How popular are your first and last names?

Because you need to know.