You heard it here, folks. Not only is George Bush the biggest threat to world peace, he's now the biggest threat to intergalactic peace. I just blew Dr. Pepper all over my compter screen, out my nose when I read this:
"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
Shiny side out pal, shiny side out.
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