DAMN DOGS!

I was worried the bird wouldn't be thawed early enough for me to put it in the brine over tomorrow night, so I took it out of the fridge and set it in the garage for a few hours. It was a good plan except in my haste, I didn't close the lid to the cooler. Jet and Zip, my two Blue Heelers found it and had themselves Thanksgiving a couple of days early. Damn dogs. I really couldn't stay mad at them. They looked like a couple of soft serve ice cream machines out in the yard shortly after. I ran to the grocery store and bought another turkey that I am trying to thaw in the sink with cold water. I guess I'll be cooking two turkeys. One for us, and one for the dogs.
And yes, the dogs will be sleeping outside tonight.