Jolly good show!

Watch the video until the end.

"Everything was normal here till you people showed up."

You've gotta respect the Prince; he could very easily have shirked going overseas to war. Everything I've seen about him for the past couple of years is that he's been trying hard to just get deployed.

Good for you, Prince Harry.

A Damn Shame

Now this is indeed a cryin' shame.

Here we have a smokin' hot elected official who takes some cheescake type photographs on a fire truck and gets kicked out of office.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't we see all kinds of firemen posing for charity calendars and the like? Obviously this is a case of sexual discrimination and it's just so wrong!

Speaking of smokin' hot women on the internet, I for one, can't wait for the Texas primary to be over and done with. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to surf porn online with all the Hillary commercials on TV and the radio?

Global Warming my ass!

Snow cover over North America and much of Siberia, Mongolia and China is greater than at any time since 1966.

Must be a sign of global warming!

The U.S. National Climatic Data Center (NCDC) reported that many American cities and towns suffered record cold temperatures in January and early February. According to the NCDC, the average temperature in January "was -0.3 F cooler than the 1901-2000 (20th century) average."

Again, I've seen some of the eco-freaks crying that severe cooling is actually a by-product of global warming! Algore needs to plant more trees!

But don't forget, the ice caps are melting!

The ice we were told so hysterically last fall had melted to its "lowest levels on record? Never mind that those records only date back as far as 1972 and that there is anthropological and geological evidence of much greater melts in the past.... Gilles Langis, a senior forecaster with the Canadian Ice Service in Ottawa, says the Arctic winter has been so severe the ice has not only recovered, it is actually 10 to 20 cm thicker in many places than at this time last year.

Once again, I'll YELL it some more - global warming is one of the biggest frauds in the history of mankind. Do you ever stop to think that the same idiots who can't predict what the weather will be like in 3 days with any degree of certainty (much less this weekend!) are the same ones telling us how bad it's going to be in 50 years??

Yet even though they can't predict a weather pattern a week from now, we're supposed to run out and change our economy, our automobiles and the way we live so we can make sure we're not going to damage the Earth 50 years in the future.

What a bunch of oxygen thieves.

Honda PUYO Concept Car Has No Edges, Begs To Be Fondled

I've owned 13 Hondas to date, including the incredibly aerodynamic Element. This looks like my next Honda. Who wouldn't want a car that needs fondling?

1943: How to Hire a Woman

In 1943, long before America imagined that a woman would be running against a black guy for President, hiring a woman could be a scary and intimidating process– how do you hire one that’s not only hard working and dependable, but also hot and willing to keep her mouth shut when you make moves on her?

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't set 'em on fire. Here's an excerpt from the article:

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

Amen, pal. Hey - why's the wedding dress white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator!

Wow, who knew hiring a girl could be such a pain? To wrap up–fat chicks are more dependable but who wants that, have a psychologist on hand to help them with their female insanities, give them ample time to preen themselves or they’ll go into some sort of dissheveled female rage and keep them busy to keep their mouths shut and bad language makes them cry. That’s a lot of work.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing. You told her twice already.

President Obama

I can start to see the writing on the wall. We've got a RINO with the Republican nomination and it clearly looks like Obama is taking a commanding lead in the Democrat primary. It's not boding well for us angry white men.

Over the last few days, both Obama and Clinton have been campaigning in Texas. Here in DFW, Obama packed in around 18,000 people at Reunion Arena. Her royal thighness, on the other hand, held her rally in the parking lot of a local bank. Crowds were somewhat, well, smaller.

Talked to some friends in the Houston area and they said that was about par for down there as well. Obama drawing in the huge crowds and the Hildabeast pulling in much smaller gatherings.

Then you've got this story and it's really not shaping up well for the smartest woman in the world.

Which is unfortunate. I think that even McCain, as lame as he is, would beat Hillary like a drum. Obama, however, I'm not so sure of.

It's gonna be a long 4-5 years I think.

It's a hit!

Notice to the ChiComs, Russkies, and the nutjub in Iran - don't poke the bear.

If we can hit a satellite the size of a small SUV that is traveling at 17,000 miles an hour, I think we stand a good chance to take out any missles you might think of throwing our way.

Pretty damn impressive if you ask me.

Angry White Man

This article about sums it up.

His common traits are that he isn’t looking for anything from anyone — just the promise to be able to make his own way on a level playing field. In many cases, he is an independent businessman and employs several people. He pays more than his share of taxes and works hard.

The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. He’s used to picking up the tab, whether it’s the company Christmas party, three sets of braces, three college educations or a beautiful wedding.

The Angry White Man owns firearms, and he’s willing to pick up a gun to defend his home and his country. He is willing to lay down his life to defend the freedom and safety of others, and the thought of killing someone who needs killing really doesn’t bother him

I think this is the first article/editorial I've read in years that I could't think of a single thing to add to it or elaborate on.

I'm absolutely stunned this was printed in the liberal haven of Aspen, CO...

And I know a LOT of people that fit this description.

GSG-5 Range Report

Ok, it's late and I'm tired so this will be brief!

Cliff's notes version of the range day with the GSG-5:

Shot ~900 rounds of mixed, bulk .22; Winchester and Federal. ONE failure to fire, and that was just a cruddy .22 round that didn't want to go bang and not the fault of the rifle.

Offhand at 10 yards, without really trying for a decent group, shot a one mag (24 rounds) group that would fit inside a silver dollar. From the bench, without using a rest for the rifle and just propping my elbows on the table I was easily hitting an 8 inch steel plate at 100 yards every time I pulled the trigger.

Had TONS of fun. This little rifle is a blast. Everyone should have one.

Here's the last mag of the day, and yeah, my trigger finger was damn tired - between all the .22, .223, .308, 9mm and .45acp I think I really got my trigger finger some good exercise today!

Don't Look Much Like Coke to Me...

Coke? A typo, perhaps?

More rimfire fun

Continuing the rimfire theme, allow me to present to you my Christmas present; a Ruger MkIII. Threw on an old Tasco scope I had layin' around and viola! A .22 open gun for shooting steel!.

And yeah, Robert, if you thought my trigger finger was in need of some steriods, you're right!

GSG-5

The internet gun forums are abuzz with the latest "must have" item. Check out the AR-15 forums, the AK forums, Sturmgewehr, etc etc etc and you'll find a thread on the GSG-5.

The GSG-5 is an exact copy of the famous H&K MP5; except instead of 9mm, the GSG-5 is in .22LR! I've been lusting after an MP-5 every since the SAS debuted this fantastic weapon at Princess Gate.





Since you can no longer import MP-5s into the country, the price on them is simply out of my reach; or at least, out of my reach if I want to stay married, that is. For a semi-auto version, you could very easily pay more than $4,000 in today's market. Forget about full auto if you're a regular working guy. The GSG-5 is very affordable, at $500.

Ever since hearing about them, I've wanted to pick up a GSG-5. As mentioned above, I've had a lusting relationship for an MP-5 for the longest time. In addition to Princess Gate, I've been fortunate in having been able to shoot a full auto MP-5 on multiple occasions through different friends or Police agencies. Trust me when I say the MP-5 rocks!

Once I heard about the GSG-5, it looked like an opportunity to track down a dream I've had for over 25 years. So I started looking. And looking. And looking. No one had them. And not just here in the Metroplex. Anywhere in the country. I contacted gun shops literally from one end of the country to the other in a quest to find these little rifles before they became impossible to find. You see, only about 1500 or so are going to be imported into the country at first. With the great price point of the rifle, and the cheap cost of .22 ammo, the GSG-5 is going to be very hard to get. Add to the fact that all 4 of the main Presidential candidates will sign off on an assualt weapons ban, these rifles may not just be hard to find, but nearly impossible or crazy expensive in a year or so.

Our buddy Dave also got the lust for the rifle and put his immense intelligence apparutus to work tracking down the GSG-5. All I can say is that Dave needs to be working for the CIA because in only a few days, he tracked down 2 of these rifles - and right here in Dallas! He was able to sweet talk the seller into holding on to the two rifles for one day and one day only as people are literally busting down his door to buy them.

Dave and I drove out today and here you can see a pic of my latest aquisition.



Range report to follow ASAP.

Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

Surely this is a sign of the coming apocolypse. "They" have been trying to keep boys from being boys for at least the last 30 years or so. And look where that's gotten us. Republican primary choices that just flat out suck; Democrat primary choices where it's a question between a socilist and a socialist who cries the day before votes are cast. Metrosexuals abound, and we're all supposed to be getting in touch with our feminine side.

To hell with that!!

It would seem that a certain middle school has now banned intentional farting. Now, as to how you tell if it's an intentional fart or not is beyond me, but still, there you have it. All I can say is that I'm fortunate that this idiotic law doesn't apply to me today, or applied to me in school. Heaven knows I would have been in the proverbial deep caca at all times.

This brings back a little trip down memory lane for me.....

Once upon a time, I was a young lad completing my BS in Elementary Education. The final portion of school was when we got the opportunity to student teach; where they place a green soon to be teacher in the classroom with an experienced teacher. The first week I was teaching 1st graders was quite an eye opener. Every day after lunch we would come back to class and I would read to the kids. The first day as all the kids settled down, one little boy leans over and rips a fart out. I stopped reading, looked up, and none of the kids did anything. Until another one of them farted. And then another. There were no giggles, no reaction from the kids at all. They hadn't yet learned that farting was a public taboo!

This continued all week long. Friday was pizza day at lunch. At least it was at that time before we became worried about saturated fats and healthy foods at lunch time. I had two slices of pizza, which by the time we got back to class had given me some first class gas. I was determined to suck it up and hold out till after reading time and then sneak off to the teacher's restroom and take care of business.

I started reading and sure enough, the little kids started farting. By now I was in quite some pain. And I figured, what the hell, it's not like we're all being quiet now. So I let it rip. And it was truly world class. Keep in mind this is on those ridiculous hard plastic seats that schools use and that sucker revibrated off the seat. One of the young lads in the front row raised his eyebrows and leaned back - I think he could have been singed, but I'm not sure.

I snuck a look at the supervising teacher, who was at her desk grading papers. She was staring at me as if I had just dropped a thermonuclear bomb in the classroom, which I guess is pretty much what I did after all. I knew if I turned to look at her completely I would lose it and start giggling out of control so I just focused on reading the next sentence in the book and carried on.

After class was over I got out of there as quick as I could so I wouldn't have to deal with my supervising teacher and giggled all the way home.

Ahhhhh, the good ole days.

WTF? Over...

I don't get this. McCain is the called winner in Florida. Won South Carolina.

I really don't get it.

His McCain/Feingold was the largest attack on the 1st Amendment in history.

McCain/Kennedy was a massive boost to illegal immigrants.

Need I say the word "amnesty"??

He has a history of fighting against conservative judges in the Senate. He's been shown cuddling up to the Hildabeast.

He believes in the fraud that is global warming.

But here we have this 72 year old, lifetime politician - who's for term limits, by the way - winning.

Granted, since Thompson left the race I'm not thrilled with any of the Republican candidates. But McCain???

What the hell is happening to my Republican party?

Sheesh.

Retired Green Beret Gets Court Martial After Shooting Intruder

A sad day indeed.

Fun with steel

Haven't posted some shooting video in awhile, so here you go.

We shot steel today at the Dallas Pistol Club. Lots of fun. In a steel match, you shoot each stage 5 times. Your worst run is tossed out, and then you add up the time of the stages that are left. At DPC, we usually shoot 5 stages, so that's a minimum of 125 rounds downrange. Since the cost of ammo is going out the roof, several of us have started to shoot steel with .22s - I can shoot the match for about $6-$7 which beats the hell out of what I'd pay in ammo to shoot the same thing in .45.

I'm shooting the Ruger MkIII I got for Christmas with a cheap Tasco red dot scope on it - word on the street is that by shooting with the dot, that will speed up my shooting with the iron sights as well. Time will tell, but it sure is fun!

Sucker Punch

This guy should be the poster boy for a "Be Aware of Your Surroundings" campaign. It doesn't matter where you are, or what time of day it is, you better know what is going on around you. Be kind to everybody you come in contact with, but have a plan to kill every one of them.

Watch it all

The Gun Show Loophole?

Once again, those folks who will stop at nothing to destroy our right to self defense are clamoring to close the infamous "gun show loophole".

Survivors and families of the victims of the Virginia Tech shootings faced off Monday against gun-rights advocates over a bill that would prevent criminals and the mentally ill from buying firearms at gun shows

Ah, yes, the gun show loophole. That dirty little word that wrecks all sorts of havoc across our great land. Those who would want to take away our right to defend ourselves will tell you that anyone can walk off the street and buy a gun at a gun show without any paperwork whatsoever. No background check, nothing.

This is a perfect example of shades of truth. At gun shows where licensed dealers and private citizens can sell guns (or whatever), you must fill out the requisite forms and get the mandatory NICS done if you purchase a gun from a Federally licensed dealer. No ifs, ands, or buts. However, if I (and I'm not an FFL) wanted to sell a gun to someone, then I could, without having to fill out the forms or file a report or ask permission from the government.

And therein, my friends, lies the dirty little secret behind wanting to close the infamous gun show loophole. If you close the gun show loophole and make everyone, licensed or not, file a form with the government then you are now infringing on my right to conduct business as I see fit, and with whom I choose. The private sale of a firearm from one person to another would virtually cease. And trust me, my friends, if they can make you fill out a form for purchasing a firearm, where will it stop? And I surely shouldn't have to remind you that the vast majority of criminals don't pay any attention to what the law says about anything. So the only people affected, once again, will be law abiding citizens.

I have been attending gun shows for at least the last 25 years. If you are to believe the liberal's rhetoric, that guns cause crime, then you could expect that gun shows are a virtual crimer fest with mass murders, robbery and mayhem. Strange, but I can't recall a single mass murder (like what happened in Virginia Tech) or for that matter a murder, period, at any gun show. Ever. With all those guns around, you'd think something like that would happen on any given weekend across the country. Why is it that the mass murders and mayhem always seem to happen where guns are not allowed, but in those places where you can find literally thousands of guns in any given spot (like a gun show), there's no crime?

In response to a comment that basically said if the students were allowed to carry guns legally on campus (again, note that the criminal in this case chose to ignore the law), that the rampage could have been stopped, one of the injured students from Va Tech had this little pearl of wisdom:

“I feel sorry for you — the fact that you feel you need to protect yourself in every situation. “You’re afraid of crazy situations happening. I’ve lived through this and I know that I can’t continue in my life afraid of things,” he said, adding that he put his “full trust” in the police to protect society.

Since I share the belief that armed students could have stopped Cho, I will respond to this idiot by stating that yes - not only do I feel the need to protect myself (and my family/friends), but I have the right to do so. If you want to be a sheep, and rely on the Police (oh yes, by the way - how'd that work out the last time?) then by all means feel free.

I don't carry a gun because I'm afraid. I carry a gun because unlike you, sir, I REFUSE TO BE A VICTIM.

Those who would take away our right to self defense refuse to let the facts speak for themselves.

They want everyone to go through a background check - even in the case of a private sale - even though Cho went through a background check - and passed. And with all this fuss about buying a gun through the gun show loophole, surely Cho must have purchased his weapons at a gun show, right?

... Cho did not buy his weapon at a gun show, but supporters [of those who would infringe upon my rights] said that doesn’t matter. The idea, they said, is to reduce the possibility of similar tragedies in the future.

If you want to reduce the possibility of similar tragedies in the future, stop making people helpless victims with your ridiculous gun free zones - which do nothing more than make everyone in them a nice fat target for someone wishing them harm.

Remember people,self defense is a human right. And you will not be taking that right away from me.

Strippers!

Yeah, it's been a while since my last post. New job and all that. Anyhoo, thought I'd rock your world with some hot stripper action. You're welcome.