Gaye Males

Surely that's her married name, huh?

Milton Bradley Suspended for Four Games

I don't know what's more amusing: that someone actually named their child Milton Bradley, or the fact that he threw a temper tantrum playing a kid's game.

Bad Dog

Gives a new meaning to the term "dog food," huh?

The dog's name: Buddy.

Top Ten Reasons to Defeat Bush

If you didn't think that the libby, whining bastards in our country are firmly allied with the communists and socialists, check this link out. Yet another reason why the Democrats are nothing more than modern day Soviets - they just don't have the balls to admit it.

Pee Pee Island Village, Beach Resort & Spa , Thailand

Ahhhh....
Now this sounds like a relieving vacation spot.

D-Day 1899 and President Denzel Washington is leading liberation of New Zealand from the Nazi's

English schoolkids...they so crazy.

Pretty sad state of affairs, actually. Shows how much the American involvement in WWII really means to most Euros.

Cool Tornado Pic

Really. That's all.

Boys Will Be Boys

Oh, my mercy. Two 10-year-old boys and a bulldozer. What could go wrong? Oh, about half a million dollars worth of wrong, that's what.

Error Reports Overwhelm Microsoft Worker

Talk about a sucky job. Save a geek and please, for her sake, hit the "Don't Send Error Report" button instead.

Kerry heckled

You gotta love it.

"Are you paying tribute to all the people you spat on, Senator Kerry?"

Kerry flips off Vietnam Vet

dignified, eh?

Howard Dean starts syndicated column

The company for which Mr. Dean writes is named Cagle Cartoons. 'nuf said.

Andrew C. McCarthy on Iraq on National Review Online

Connections between Iraq and 9/11?? Nah.

However, you can learn a bit about why the libbys don't ever learn any of this information. It's a long read and would probably tax their mental capacity.

CBS News | Caught On Tape: South Beach Riot | June 1, 2004?13:50:19

what riot?? looks like just a handful of idiots gettin' it on.

George Bush the Elder on Michael Moore

"I have total disdain for Moore ... It's a free country, so he's free to say whatever he wants. But I don't appreciate it. I don't like it."

--Former president GEORGE BUSH on MICHAEL MOORE and his film "Fahrenheit 9/11," which is critical of his son, President GEORGE W. BUSH, in the New York Daily News. The elder Bush also called Moore a "slimeball."

Pretty much sums it up for me, too. It's the irony of a truly free society. You can say whatever you like, even if it's a complete lie, and you're protected by the same Constitution that protects responsible members of society. Moore's an irresponsible, money-hungry hypocrite who's no better than the targets of his crockumentaries.

Memorial Day

Today, I asked my 13-year-old daughter what Memorial Day was meant to celebrate. She said, "to remember men and women who died for our country."

I am a very proud father today.

Molly Ivins

You have to wonder when the liberals - who are inherently disgusted with the military and despise the military as an instrument of foriegn policy - start to talk about how great a retired general is. Not only that, but Ms. Ivins should probably read the Weekly Standard article that lays out the connections between Iraq and al quada. But then again, when have the libbys ever let the truth get in the way?

U.S. to abandon N. Korea project - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - May 28, 2004

"The reactors were to be built under the 1994 Agreed Framework that was supposed to have ended all nuclear-weapons development by North Korea. The discovery of Pyongyang's uranium-enrichment program led to a collapse of the Agreed Framework and to the current six-party talks. "


Thank you, President Clinton. You're an idiot.

Iraqi weapons pipeline probed - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - May 25, 2004

looks like it's time to open up a can o' whoop ass in Syria.

Man who shot himself sentenced to ten years

Adding federal jail time to injury.

A convicted felon accidentally shoots himself. In the groin. Wait, convicted felons can't have access to guns (I've heard this somewhere...). So...it's off to the big house. Sucks to be him.