27 January 2007

Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts

Science has invented doughnuts filled with caffeine. Bohannon says he's developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine. Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

You had me at doughnuts.

26 January 2007

Clerk convicted of trafficking fake Viagra

He faces up to 95 years in prison.The government said Hassan sold a counterfeit Viagra mixed with ingredients such as gypsum, a primary component of wallboard.
Man, that's a stiff penalty, and hard time. Seems like it'd be hard to keep that up for long.

Wait - gypsum?

Scary Gun!

As I promised earlier in a comment thread about gun grabbers, here's my AR outfitted with the newest in evil features: the vertical foregrip.
Why'd I get it? Because gun-grabbers don't like it. Let's go down the checklist on this death-dealing bullet hose, shall we?

Detachable, 30-round magazines - Check.
Pistol grip - Check.
Collapsible stock - Check.
Vortex Flash Hider - Check.
Bayonet lug - Check.
Heat-dissapating foregrip - Check.
Vertical foregrip - Check.

I mounted a flashlight to it last night, too. All I need is a grenade launcher. :)

There it is, ladies and gents: the violent "assault" weapon so feared by the protectors of children and, um, criminals. The only problem is this: it's semi-automatic. It only fires one shot for each pull of the trigger.

Just like the not-as-scary Ruger Mini-14, which functions exactly the same, uses the same ammunition, but doesn't look as scary. The Mini-14 is equally as lethal as that scary-looking thing above. But the gun-grabbers don't want it - it looks like a hunting rifle.

Just proof that it's feel-good legislation, and does NOTHING but produce sound bites for the rabid liberal press.

Molon Labe.

25 January 2007

Now isn't that ironic?

Don't know about you, but personally I found it incredibly ironic that on the same day that Barack Obama told us all about having Universal Health Care within 6 years, Ford Motor Company posted its largest loss of all time. The tag line is that FoMoCo did so poorly because they make "gas guzzling SUVs and trucks", but if you read between the lines you'll find out why they're hurting so bad.

Obama and the rest of the Democrat candidates want to give all of us average Joes the same kind of medical benefits that have run Ford and the other American car giants into the ground.

How much do you or I have to pay to get heart work done? This GM worker paid not one penny of his $160,000 heart surgery. Not. One. Cent. As a result of these cradle to grave policies, GM, Ford, and most likely the other American car companies are phasing out their medical care, as you can see in these older articles.

Those Democrats. You gotta give it to them; they have a great sense of timing.

Too bad we're the only ones pointing it out.

And Van Halen Will Rock

I give this about a 10% probability of actually happening, and estimate a lifespan of, oh...15 minutes.
Roth, who unceremoniously parted ways with Van Halen in 1985, told the music magazine's Website eight months ago that getting him and his former hair-band brothers back together would not be "rocket surgery."
That boy gives the Roths a bad name...

23 January 2007

Moral Authority?

Please, just put me out of my misery now. Two more years of this crap and I'm going to be ready to shoot myself in the head.

"I wrote this book to remind people what the Clinton administration meant to us and the world," McAuliffe said, adding that the Clinton years showed how to "restore moral authority."


The Clinton years restored our moral authority? I'm not sure about ya'll but I remember some little side issues of the Clinton years like blue dresses, firing the travel staff, Paula Jones, stealing everything that wasn't glued down from Naval ships o' the line, crooked deals, pardoned terrorists and on and on. Yet McAuliffe has the gall to suggest that her royal thighness will restore the country's moral authority?

As has been pointed out by other folks much wiser than me, the liberals all would have us believe that history started today. Yesterday never happened.

Black Caucus: Whites Not Allowed

To me, what is most infuriating with those of the liberal persuasion is their never ending hypocrisy.

They won't let me own a gun, but it's OK if their bodyguards are carrying.

They will insist that I drive some piece of shit electric car to save gas while they are flying across the globe in their private jets.

They will insist we need to come up with alternate methods of energy, but won't let windmills be built where they can see them.

They will mercilessly ride you into the ground for taking note of someone's physical issues, but will also mercilessly harass Rush for being fat or Donald Trump for having a crappy comb over.

They will run you out of town if you make an off the cuff remark at an old timer's birthday because in his youth, the old man supported segregation. However, they will do nothing to someone in their own party who was an actual card carrying member of the KKK.

That's at the crux of this story. Imagine, for just a moment, if there were a white caucus that refused, under any circumstances, to allow a black congressman in. How long do you think that would go on before the white caucus was run out of town by the media and the liberal elites? I mean, just imagine that the positions were reversed here:

Cohen said he became convinced that joining the caucus would be "a social faux pas" after seeing news reports that former Rep. William Lacy Clay Sr., D-Mo., a co-founder of the caucus, had circulated a memo telling members it was "critical" that the group remain "exclusively African-American."


Damned hypocrites, and the shame is that no one calls them on it because to do so (in this case) would lead you to be called a rascit. Only in America.

22 January 2007

Coffee anyone?

I've never been a big coffee drinker. To me it's like drinking hot mud. However, I just might take it up if these shops come to Texas!

We would never see JR again of course. He's already a coffee addict. Can't imagine what this kind of store would do to his psyche.

Google Maps

This application is obviously written by men. Otherwise, someone would've stopped this and asked for directions...

21 January 2007

Big. Brass. Balls

In flight video of the Royal Marines rescue attempt that went down with guys strapping themselves onto Apaches to rescue a fallen comrade.

Gun Grabbers return

I'm sure it's no coincidence that we get a Democrat Congress and within a few weeks, states start up attempting to ban private firearm ownership again.

Let it be known to anyone in Maryland, you can kiss goodbye any money that you would ever make from me driving through, visiting, or essentially doing anything in your state. If enough people out there let Maryland here their voices we can maybe get this bullshit turned around.

Make no mistake, the anti-gunners are out there and they are emboldened by the Democrat return to power in Washington.

Accused Robber: I'm Sorry

Remember the post a couple of weeks ago about the burglar who got his ass handed to him by the homeowner? Here's the followup story. That fresh can of whoop-ass must've been good:
Anderson was hospitalized with a broken nose, collapsed lungs and a damaged liver, and he didn't wake up for six days, NBC 5 reported. Anderson said he admits that if he did what police said he did, he deserved what he got.
And there it is - let that be the lesson.

Michael Yon is back

Here's Yon's latest dispatch from Iraq.

I think the most telling thought about the entire affair is right here:

I tell them to bring those nice cameras to Iraq and snap away; if they don’t photograph this war, practically nobody else will.

What does that tell you about our wonderful media? There's lots of people out there who want to blame our government for the current state of world affairs. I blame the media because they have failed us more than anything else I can think of; and continue to fail us to this day.

20 January 2007

First Big Match, coming up!

The stages from the first big match of the year have now been posted, and as usual, looks like a lot of fun!

Lots of high round count stages with lots of movement required. A few gimmicky stages that look to be entertaining, but at least nothing like last year's Hellaports which I absolutely hated!

I've got 2 months to get my ass in shape and start hitting the range for some serious practice - hopefully the stinkin' weather will co-operate!

19 January 2007

Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?

They don't call the vampire with math fetish monster, and me pretty sure he undead and drinks blood. No one calls Grover monster, despite frequent delusional episodes and obsessive-compulsive tendencies. And the obnoxious red Grover—oh, what his name?—Elmo! Yes, Elmo live all day in imaginary world and no one call him monster. No, they think he cute. And Big Bird! Don't get me started on Big Bird! He unnaturally gigantic talking canary! How is that not monster? Snuffleupagus not supposed to exist—woolly mammoths extinct. His very existence monstrous. Me least like monster. Me maybe have unhealthy obsession, but me no monster.


We're on a Sesame Street roll here...

Thanks again to JR.

photo of the day: Austin shuts downtown after dead birds discovered

More on those bird deaths in Austin. HI-larious.

Hat tip to JR.

18 January 2007

More signs of dhimmitude

From Jihad Watch/Dhimmi Watch:

Dhimmitude is the status that Islamic law, the Sharia, mandates for non-Muslims, primarily Jews and Christians. Dhimmis, "protected people," are free to practice their religion in a Sharia regime, but are made subject to a number of humiliating regulations designed to enforce the Qur'an's command that they "feel themselves subdued" (Sura 9:29). This denial of equality of rights and dignity remains part of the Sharia, and, as such, is part of the law that global jihadists are laboring to impose everywhere, ultimately on the entire human race.


It would appear that a group of muslims arrived late to their assigned check in time.

Northwest said the pilgrims failed to check in one hour before their transatlantic flight from Frankfurt, Germany, to Detroit was scheduled to depart, as is required. The passengers arrived in Frankfurt via a charter flight from Mecca, Saudi Arabia, and mistakenly believed they were cleared to board the Northwest flight, but were not.


However, once the confusion was rectified, the group was placed on the soonest available flight and apologized for the delay. Story over, right?

Wrong.

The January 7 incident was taken up by the Council on American-Islamic Relations, which welcomed the airline's apology, but said the group wanted clarification and compensation.


So, what we have here, are a group of muslims. They showed up late to check in. As a result, they were denied entry to the aircraft and placed instead on the next available aircraft. And now NW airlines is going to have to PAY them becuase the group was late? What's next?? All muslims fly for free? All muslims get to fly first class only? All muslims to the front of the line? Heaven forbid a muslim have to wait in line with the rest of us infidels.

I hope NW sticks to its guns and doesn't give in to the political pressure put on it by the asshats at CAIR. I'm not counting on it, but it would be nice.

Inflation has best showing in 3 years

It's Bush's fault!
The slowdown in inflation translated into more spending power for Americans. The government said average weekly earnings for non-supervisory workers rose by 2.1 percent last year, after adjusting for inflation. That was the biggest gain in nine years.
Wait - that's good, right?
Inflation-adjusted weekly earnings had fallen for three straight years, a development that Democrats argued in last fall's election campaigns showed that President Bush's economic policies were not working for the middle class.
Oh, guess not.
Meanwhile, the Commerce Department reported that construction of new homes rose by 4.5 percent in December to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.642 million units, raising hopes that the worst of the housing slowdown may be coming to an end.
Wait, that's good too, right?
The report on the Consumer Price Index offered good news on that front, showing that core inflation was rising at an annual rate of 1.4 percent in the final three months of the year, just half of the 2.8 percent rate of increase turned in during the July-September quarter. It was the best showing of the year.
And that's good too, right? Well, what about fuel cost?
For all of 2006, energy costs rose 2.9 percent, a significant slowdown after an increase of 17.1 percent in 2005 and 16.6 percent in 2004. That price moderation occurred in recent months. After advancing at a 22.8 percent annual rate in the first six months of 2006, energy costs fell at a 13.4 percent rate in the final half of the year.
Hmmm...

Repeat after me: "GLOBAL WARMING! IRAQ!" It seems to be all that's left for the Democraps to complain about. Be prepared to hear it a lot.

17 January 2007

Now THAT's LOW!

Was surfing around the Military.com website, which is a pretty outstanding resource of military videos and found this gem.

All I can say is that is freaking low.

If you're at work, turn the sound down as there is some, shall we say, adult language. ;)

Reminder


Even if you don't have muffs, you can usually find something at the range to use as hearing protection, like this guy did.

Global Warming - Texas Chilling

What's wrong with this picture?

That's right - it's my car here in Texas, with snow, sleet and ice on it.

This was my drive to work today:

And do you think the weatherman knew this was going to happen? Of course not - this sort of stuff was going to be waaay SOUTH of us. I'd love to have a job where I can be wrong all the time, and still make tons of money.

Of course, the schools are closed, mass panic has ensued, and wrecks are everywhere. Big fun down here in Texas!

16 January 2007

Shocked I am!

Really. I'm shocked. To think that the people in the Middle East were fighting one another some 5500 years ago just shocks me to no end. Really, it does. I mean, there was no George Bush, no Zionist state, no foreigners messing around in their business. Yet somehow one group of people managed to completely wipe out an entire city-state.

I'm waiting for someone to explain this to me because I really thought that the only reason there has been a state of war in the Middle East has been Western meddling, the founding of Israel and our own lust for oil....

14 January 2007

Annoying ads can be effective

I was on Yahoo Groups earlier, and was once again assaulted by one of those dancing silhouette ads. Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about - either some goof in a suit shaking his ass, the 2 cowboys performing some sort of brokeback line dance, or the morons dancing on the rooftops. After seeing too many of these things, I decided to consult the Internets to see if I was just being a crabby old man, or if others were as sick of these things as I am.
On a blog called MyOpenWallet, visitor "J.D." added his comments to a post about the ads: "I hate these ads. I intentionally avert my eyes so that I do not know who runs them."
That's funny, because that's what I do, too. I wouldn NEVER buy anything these ads are selling. Just like I won't buy anything from Southwest Kia or Southwest Hyundai ("we wanna see ya in a Southwest Kia!"). Yeah - local TV ad featuring Bill Dickason (great name for a car salesman), where they promise "if you can find a better deal in Texas, I'll just give it to ya!" WTF does THAT mean?

But I digress. Back to hating these silhouette ads. Another quote:
The lowermybills dancing ads are the most ANNOYING ads ever made. Yes, I now know the company but I HATE them -- would never, EVER think of using them.
Note the quote. Yes, we know the companies now (because they're SO damned aggravating), but we would never think of buying from them. So what's the purpose of effective advertising? I'd say it's getting people to buy your product. Want some insight to the geniuses that devised these things?
Coffin said the ads were done in-house, not by an ad firm. As for the many blog-posters that don't see a connection between boot-scooting cowboys and mortgage quotes, "All the dancing you see is really a celebration of saving money," Coffin said. "At least that's how we see it."
Right.

13 January 2007

SHOT show

So, what'dya do when you're stuck indoors thanks to nasty weather and terrible DFW drivers??

Check out these pictures from the SHOT Show! Some really cool images here...

7 New Wonders of the World

Well, what'dya think the "new" 7 wonders of the world should be?

I voted for:
The Acropolis, Chichen Itza, The Colosseum, The Great Wall, Petra, The Pyramids, and Stonehenge.

Tactical Tommy Goes to the Store

This is a reprise of the story printed back in 2004. I figured with mall ninjas and all, it was a good time for a redux, this time with hyperlinked references for the uninitiated. Origin: Over at The High Road, there's a nut that goes by "alduro," who's the author. Check out parts II and III.

As I was leaving my house I stuffed my Glock 10mm "man gun" Mexican-style in my pants. My backup is a fully customized 1911 with all the IPSC add-on options in my $500.00 leather pancake holster custom made by Belgian Monks who have devoted their lives to silence and holster making. These are the ones used by SEAL Team 6, which I used to be a part of but all records of my activities were destroyed in a fire "accident".

I put on my Royal Robbins photographer vest to match my pants while wearing a T-Shirt underneath reading "from my cold dead hands." That way, nobody can see what I'm packing. I had my Centennial .38 Special in my ankle holster, just like the gun rag guys carry. Lastly I had my "Covert Sniper" I.D. Card in my wallet with my "Concealed Weapons Permit Badge". I was ready for anything.

I drove my "bug-out truck" to the 7-11 for some beer, 'cause you never know. It is a performance-styled Subaru BRAT with 4 cylinders of ground pounding fury.

I pull up to the 7-11 store and notice a nefarious looking girl scout eyeballing me from the back of her mother's SUV. A likely cover.

The mother returned to the truck and went for the keys in her purse, but I knew from my years of combat-honed instincts that she was actually making a furtive movement for an offensive weapon.

I attempted a tactical shoulder roll, but fell flat on my face, kind of flopping on the pavement to avoid any incoming rounds and to make it look like I meant to do that. The store owner called 911 which is good, because I then did a roll and attempted to draw my Glock.

Unfortunately, since I did not have a holster, the gun "went off" and the bullet creased my weener. But I was prepared for that and bit down on a 9mm casing to take my mind off the pain as I dove for the garbage barrel. That's when I noticed the girl scout shouting something to her mother who began to take cover. I knew they were closing on me so I drew my trusty custom 1911 Wilson COMBAT....I knew that they would be impressed with that. I then duck walked to the front of her SUV but my gut kinda got in the way and I fell on my ass, which caused me to swallow my 9mm casing.

I then tried to roll to my right, but didn't want to scuff my holster, so I just threw myself into a telephone pole, but I landed on my right side anyway. So I fired one shot towards the woman's SUV to pin them down as I recovered my wind.

Before the mother knew what was happening, I charged her and I threw my groin into her knee. I knew that as I vomited on the ground in front of her that I had interrupted her OODA loop, and I had the advantage now. As she ran screaming for the girl scout (I knew she was going for backup) I made for my super-charged BRAT tactical truck. I jumped into the driver seat, forgetting that I had left my rare Israeli contract AR 15 Bayonet on the seat (honed to a razors edge). I could handle it though, half my ass is an implant from war wounds. As I attempted to start my truck, police and paramedics arrived on the scene. My truck would not start and instead backfired once and caused the police to taze me. At this point, I tactically soiled myself while in convulsions. My custom 1911 then fell out the window, but I still had my Centennial .38. I knew then that I had to take out the woman with the purse.

So I aimed my revolver at her, at which point the first police officer fired once striking me in the chest. Fortunately, I was wearing my level III-A body armor. I didn't want to hurt the cops, they had obviously been duped by the evil temptress who was now embracing her partner in crime and crying to the police in the background - I knew it was a ruse.

I pulled out my concealed weapons permit badge and showed it to the officer who shot me and yelled out "I'm one of you guys!!!" He continued to cover me, and ordered me to drop my .38 so I laid it down. After all, I still had my bayonet attached to my ass. The cop walked toward me, and upon reading the badge maced me right in the eyes. Fortunately, my Oakley shooting glasses stopped most of the spray and I was able to rip free of the Taser cords easily. It only cost me one nipple...easily replaced. I dove for the passenger side of my truck and began to run zig zag for a ditch. Unfortunately, the bayonet sticking out of my ass slowed me down. I knew it would have to be hand-to-hand now. I knew the cop couldn't take me when I saw he merely carried a Glock 17, not a man's gun. So I immediately threw my eye into his right hook, followed by a knee into his mag light. As I lay thrashing on the ground, I took the heel of my Bates enforcer boot and kicked at the cops ankle. I knew from my classified experiences in Tajikistan that once I broke his ankle, the cop would fall down and I could "stun kick" him in the head, knocking him out but not hurting him.

Apparently the cop had also been to Tajikistan, because he side-stepped me and struck me in the back with his ASP baton, but my trauma plate absorbed it. I then drew my Benchmade auto knife and was promptly tazed again, but I was ready for it this time and only wet myself a little bit.

Next thing those cops knew, I was unconscious. That'll teach 'em.

12 January 2007

Clock ticking on Dems' 100-hour agenda

"So while the House has been in session for almost 48 hours since the 110th Congress was sworn in Jan. 4, the clock on Pelosi's Web site says only 17 hours 48 minutes have elapsed.
'We're just counting the legislative hours,' Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill explained."
Looks like the Speakerette suffers from a common Democrat malady - selective memory. That, and it appears she's reserving the "100" hours for hogging the floor for as long as they can.

Some things change. Politics don't.

11 January 2007

MALL NINJA!

He's got a MySpace! Check it out: http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer

Coyote killing contest prompt howls

Coyotes caused an estimated $47 million in damage to the cattle industry in 2005, according to the USDA. Sheep losses topped $10 million in 2004.
Coyotes are bad, mean, dirty, noisy, and reproduce like bunnies. I live in the city, and have greenbelt/creek behind my house. I was awakened just this week by a pack of coyotes running down the greenbelt. It's an unmistakable sound, and kinda creepy. I've seen coyotes in busy intersections right here in town, running around unmolested.

So, anyway, there's a coyote killing contest going on in Montana this weekend, offering up a $6000 purse. Even the USDA's Wildlife Services division kills about 80,000 coyotes a year. Sounds like a good plan to me - kill varmints, get paid. It's a win-win deal, if you ask me.

Except for one thing: someone's going to be upset.
"You kill some coyotes and six months later it's as if you didn't kill any at all. What are they accomplishing other than just being barbaric?" asked Brooks Fahy, executive director of Predator Defense.
Predator Defense? WTF? Do they represent lions, sharks, coyotes, and gators at murder trials? I think Brooks deserves to see what a coyote can do to the family pet.

10 January 2007

Gene mutation may raise the risk of alcoholism

The gene mutation involves a cell structure called the mu-opioid receptor. In previous studies, this receptor has been shown to bind beta-endorphin, a pain-relieving chemical the body releases in response to alcohol intake and other stimuli.
Spare me the techno-babble, Poindexter. I believe this makes me a superhero. I could be one of the new X-Men. My new mutant name is Filtro - I have the power to convert beer to urine. Beware, evil-doers!

08 January 2007

Texas Pizza Chain to Accept Pesos

In a just world, the INS/ICE would roll in on this place and ask everyone to prove that they are legal citizens, or legally in this country.

This is nuts. If you're here legally, then I don't care if you've got green skin and 3 eyes. But this pandering to illegals is killing us by the death of 1000 cuts.

Report: Iran's Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Dead

Tell Saddam we said hi. I wonder if President Ahmacrazyguy is going to make a power play?

07 January 2007

1911 Porn



Picked up this S&W 1911 a few weeks ago; added a Smith Alexander mag well and a pair of green Ergo Grips from Dillon. I'll add a decent set of sights; most likely a pair of Dawsons.

I have yet to shoot this beauty, but as you can tell in the picture, she's loaded up with slide glide and ready to roll. Range report once I get some lead downrange.

The Rules on Islamic Wife Beating


Just in case you were wondering what the rules for these primitive savages are. Bunch of mud-eating, hut-dwelling, goatherd primitives. Welcome to Islam!

06 January 2007

Damn that sucked

In a fitting end to a crap ass season, the Cowboys go down in flames tonight in Seattle.

They played exactly like they played all year. Penalties at BAD times, mental mistakes that cost them 5 points - Glen's fumble into their own end zone and Romo's fumble at the field goal - and a worthless mouthpiece of a reciever who dropped two key 3rd down conversions. Again. Defensive breakdowns. Again. Roy Williams is a helluva hitter. But he can't cover worth a shit. Put 10 pounds on the guy and let him play linebacker next year....

This game was damned painful to watch. On the positive side, I think with 3 easy steps, the Cowboys can be on the road to success:

1. Get rid of Jerry Jones.
2. Get rid of Parcels.
3. Get rid of TO.

03 January 2007

Gotta watch those Texas Cheerleaders

I think we can consider ourselves lucky that a killing wasn't involved here. You know how those Texas Cheerleader moms are.

Fat women causing problems

Well, it's now officially a trend. Fat women aren't just overwieght, they are a safety hazard!!

Last month, we had an American Airlines flight diverted to Nashville because a reportedly large woman was having flatulance problems.
Now, we hear of a report where a "large" woman trapped a group of spelunkers for 12 hours after she "fell in a "splits position" and couldn't get back up."

How'd you like to be the fellow to grease her up and lift her out, eh?

"We used liquid paraffin to grease the surface area and a pulley to lift her," Mr Gerstner said."


It's yet another example of a PC world gone crazy. Rather than stick by their guns and not let the fat lady go on the tour - as they advised before she started, they gave in, stating that "he told Johannesburg's Independent newspaper that the tour guide also told the woman that she should reconsider before she reached the tunnels. "The woman was extremely offended. We will have to be a lot more stringent with people," he said."

Anyway, keep your eyes out for those "problem" patrons!

First female Beefeater appointed

A woman has become the Tower of London's first ever female Beefeater.
I seriously doubt that.

02 January 2007

Utah risks loosing its best teachers

Before they change the title of the article, yes, that's an actual headline.
What they don't understand is that, if they only maintain the current course, mediocre teachers will be all that are left in this state.
Looks like it's too late.

9 Body Parts You Didn't Know Had Names

Read this, or I'll poke you in your glabella.

01 January 2007

JR sloshing around in the mud

Here's a little vid of JR working his way through a field course this weekend. Not too shabby for an old man.


29 December 2006

Tick, tick, tick...

Ghost-Riding: Brake-Dancing With Zip Under the Hood

My college-age son introduced me to the phrase "ghost-riding the whip" a couple of weeks ago, and explained to me all the intricacies of how the Bay-Areas hip-hopsters made this all the rage. In a nutshell, your car is stopped, but not in gear, and moving at an idle. You jump out of the car, and "get stupid" (yes, using quotes like that makes me feel really old). A "whip" is a car, btw. I tried explaining this phenomenon to my friends a week or so ago, but it got mostly mangled in the translation. Imagine my elation that the Washington Post has decided to report on this.
To ghost-ride, the driver climbs out of the car while it's moving at low speed. The ghost-rider then busts a move around and on top of the vehicle, usually accompanied by a thumping soundtrack from the car (or "whip," in urban slang). What they're attempting is to make the dance steps as gaudy and elaborate as possible and to stay outside the car as long as possible.
At least the Post is as uncool as I am.

The origins of this whole thing has its roots in the "hyphy" movement. Yeah, that's what I said, too. Here's the Post's explanation:
Hyphy (derived from "hyperactive") is also bass-heavy hip-hop music that celebrates things such as "thizz" (the drug Ecstasy); "scrapers," which are large, late-'80s domestic makes like Buick LeSabres and Oldsmobile Cutlasses; and oversize sunglasses, called "stunner shades."

All of that is referenced in the hyphy anthem, "Tell Me When to Go," by the Oakland rapper E-40 (sample printable lyric: "Ghost-ride the whip / Now . . . Scrape / Put your stunna shades on / Now . . . Gas, brake, dip, dip"). The song was on the album "My Ghetto Report Card," which topped Billboard's R&B and hip-hop chart this year.
Is it stupid, dangerous, and a waste of time? Bet yer ass it is. That's why it's popular.
"It's a fantastic waste of time, and it's really funny," says Andy Shields, a college student from the Chicago area who tried ghost-riding with some classmates this month. The stunt was in an empty school parking lot in Casey, Ill., during a recent road trip. As a buddy rolled tape, Shields car-surfed at about 3 mph atop a friend's Chevy Suburban.

Shields enjoyed the ride so much he's hoping to repeat it -- on a combine or a cement mixer.
I suppose we should thank the hyphy movement for helping to thin the herd. Darwin would be proud.

Woman Accidentally Shoots Self At Gun Range

A woman at a range in Oklahoma City was practicing her shooting, when a hot shell casing fell down the front of her shirt. The Girl can testify to the wisdom of NOT wearing a V-cut shirt to the range. So, she did what anyone would do in her situation:
She jumped as the hot metal touched her skin and reached for her chest. Police said that's when she accidentally shot herself in the leg.
Oh, wait - no. That's actually the wrong thing to do, huh? Of course, the range owner was quick to point out that this sort of thing was pretty mundane:
"Of course, we train for this, but unbeknownst to us, we had a gentlemen on the range who was a trained EMT. (He) took care of it immediately, and even though it was a shooting, it was actually very minimal," said H&H Gun Range owner Miles Hall.

Hall said the woman was embarrassed more than anything else.
Yeah, and he doesn't want to be sued more than anything else. Just a minor shooting, nothing to see here, move along...

28 December 2006

Santa Brought Me Bullets!

These are some rounds I made with the .40 180g Hornady Action Pistol bullets (also pictured) that Santa brought. They're over 4.3g of TiteGroup, and using Federal small pistol primers in recovered brass/nickel, with an overall length of 1.135". I understand these bullets were very popular with the USPSA crowd until some competitors came along (Zero, Precision Delta, etc.). The HAP bullets cost $101/1000 rounds, whereas the Zero and company come in around $80-85/1000. I got gift certificates to Midway USA, so I decided to try the HAP. It's a nice jacketed hollow point, without the expansion cannelures that many of the other (similar) bullets have. They claim that expansion is pretty silly on cardboard, and this makes them more accurate. Whatever - as long as I can make holes in the targets. I also like that there's no lead exposed on the base - it's fully jacketed, which means less lead and smoke.

I'll be trying these out on Saturday at our match, and I'll follow back with a report.

26 December 2006

Gun Porn




Took some Christmas cash and picked up this little dandy today... Ruger 10/22 from Academy; Tasco 3x9x40 scope with mil-dots; Butler Creek carbon fiber bbl; and Hogue overmolded stock. The bipod is an old one that's been layin' around in a box somewhere for a few years... All in all, I'm in for what promises to be a tack driving machine for right around $500. The scope is probably the weak link at the moment, but at under $60; and considering what I'll be using this rifle for (fun!! squirrels...) it'll do just fine.

Now I guess I need to start working on the little project as to how I'm strange for Porta's Cat....

24 December 2006

Merry Christmas

On behalf of all of us here at the Tattler, I would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Yeah, I know it's old, but it's still a cool video.

22 December 2006

The Kids are Home from College

The boy's home from OU, and all his other friends are in town, too. He asked if he could have a few friends over. There were about 20 when I went to sleep last night.

Pictured is the aftermath. There was a note promising clean-up, whenever he woke up. So...about 3pm, I expect. Personally, I think they're vampires.

21 December 2006

Parachutist survives fall

And tell me again why anyone would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane??

Ever think if you wanted to give parachuting a try, like these blokes?

His ordeal was witnessed by John Siddles, a local man, and his 18-year-old son, Adam. The pair were at a nearby lookout watching the parachutists to decide if they wanted to try it themselves.

Great timing, don't you think?

“We drove to the site where the skydiver landed and asked if we could help, but fellow skydivers had landed nearby and had things under control. It was a bit yucky. We decided it’s not for us.”

Terror alert for England

As if it weren't bad enough that the muslims are blowing themselves up during Ramadan. Now we've got to worry that they're going to be blowing themselves up during Christmas too.

This report seems to go hand in hand with Newsweek's article on the "12 brothers" that have been training with AQ in Pakistan.

Luckily for us though, the Democrats are just about officially in power in Washington and they'll keep us safe and sound.

Flu pandemic could kill up to 81 million people

Just in time for the holidays, MSNBC resorts to fear-mongering and hysteria. Why report on an influenza pandemic? Because the threat of one currently exists? Nah. Just because - it's a slow news day. Here's some more hard-hitting journalism:
One surprise in the new study was the huge variation in how different countries would be affected by a pandemic. The study estimates that 96 percent of the deaths would occur in the developing world. Murray and colleagues noted there was a 30-fold or more variation in mortality.
Okay - everyone that's surprised by this factoid, please raise your hands. Noboby? Yeah, I thought so. That's because mud-eating hut-dwellers don't have access to simple things like basic sanitation, running water, and medical care. Here's some more research from Doctor Obvious and company:
Another question is the impact a flu pandemic would have on those infected with HIV. Seasonal influenza exacts a heavy toll on those with weakened immune systems. So, in the case of a new pandemic flu, Murray’s estimate might be optimistic.
Wait - do you mean to tell me that SICK people are more prone to dying from influenza? Shocked, I am.

And what's the referential disease in this article, the main reason for this needless "don't panic!" article? Why, the well-known, deadly H5N1 bird flu, which has killed...um...tens of people. In third-world countries, where chickens live in the same domiciles as those infected.

What a waste of my time to blog this. Sheesh.

20 December 2006

Basic AR operation



Cute little video; good for showing a brand new shooter how the AR works.

Plus, she's really cute!

19 December 2006

Fool me once, shame on you...

Is anyone surprised that the same Secretary General of the UN that oversaw the oil for food fiasco has been mooching off the taxpayers of New York for decades?

The questions multiply. Did Kofi Annan ever give up the lease on his old Roosevelt Island apartment? If he did, how did it end up in the possession of his brother's family? Why does the nephew appear to be the chief occupant today of an apartment that under Mitchell-Lama guidelines is meant for a low- to moderate-income New York family of between 5 and 6 people?


Kofi Annan's former dwelling is not the sole source of Roosevelt Island's Mitchell-Lama mysteries. The enclave is known for its heavy concentration of U.N. staff, many of whom receive U.N. housing allowances on top of whatever savings they might enjoy at the expense of New York state taxpayers.


The questions about the Annan apartment are not the first about various Annan family ventures to have emerged only to go unanswered.

The secretary-general misled the press for years about the nature of his son's business involvement with the Oil-for-Food program. When asked at a press conference last year about a Mercedes that his son shipped into Ghana in 1998 under false use of the secretary-general's name and the U.N. seal, Mr. Annan ducked the question by accusing the reporter of being a bad journalist.



All of this from a holier than thou crook who should be tossed out of the United States on his ass at our earliest opportunity. Hopefully soon to be followed by the remainder of the UN...

Chamberlain, part deux



Classic.

You want shooting video? Here ya go.

YouTube is pissing me off. So here's some shooting video I stored over at Viddler.

Okay - now Viddler's about to get fired. To see the videos, use the link above. Sheesh...technology.

18 December 2006

Nice antlers!



Here's the Trixonator shooting her (LOUD) open gun on a field course this weekend.

Nice holiday touch, by the way...

Dutch women's breasts getting bigger











Dutch women are getting bigger breasts and 32 percent of them now have a D-cup or bigger compared with 20 percent five years ago.

This is one of the most fascinating articles I've read in a long time.

Hermaphroditic deer with seven legs ‘tasty’

Rick Lisko hunts deer with a bow but got his most unusual one driving his truck down his mile-long driveway. The young buck had nub antlers — and seven legs. Lisko said it also had both male and female reproductive organs. "It was definitely a freak of nature," Lisko said. "I guess it's a real rarity.”


Note to Rick Lisko; STOP HUNTING NEAR THE NUCLEAR PLANT!
"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

Mmm mmm good!

Runner Fails Gender Test, Loses Medal

An Indian runner who won a silver medal in the women's 800 meters at the Asian Games failed a gender test and was stripped of the medal. Shanti Sounderajan, 25, took the gender test in Doha, Qatar, after placing second.


One Doctor was overheard saying, "Wow, she's got a pretty big set of balls for a chick."

Man Strangles Grandmother With Christmas Lights

You know, there's nothing like the holidays for families to get together, and kill each other with decorations.

DFW gun show calendar

If you're like me, you're always wondering when the next gun show's going to be. This handy little site has what looks like a pretty complete calendar of local DFW shows...

Enjoy!

Ya'll in Houston be careful now!

PC, DC etc - ya'll be careful down there!!

Weekend shooting



Here's a quicky little stage from our DAPS match at Elm Fork yesterday. Good stage for me, Limited stage win, taking down a couple of GMs and one M class shooter...

15 December 2006

M240 vs M134

Oh my!

Where can I get one?

Nintendo to Recall Wii Straps

Click on the link above, and gaze upon massive stupidity. It's a picture of a broken 37-inch LCD screen. It's bleeding. Why? Because its owner has a Wii. In case you haven't seen the Wii controllers, they can be waved around in the air to create action on the screen when playing games. According to this article:
Baker cracked her LCD screen during a particularly spirited round of Wii bowling after snapping the controller's wrist strap and sending it into her flat-screen TV.
So, because people are STUPID, Nintendo is recalling the controller wrist straps.

10 December 2006

Know your enemy

30 rules to live by for wanna-be Taliban punks.

Here's a few that caught my eye:
19) Mujahideen are not allowed to take young boys with no facial hair onto the battlefield or into their private quarters.
hmmm, could we ask Lawrence of Arabia about this one, eh?
24) It is forbidden to work as a teacher under the current puppet regime, because this strengthens the system of the infidels. True Muslims should apply to study with a religiously trained teacher and study in a Mosque or similar institution. Textbooks must come from the period of the Jihad or from the Taliban regime.
Heaven forbid Afghan kids learn about things like reading, writing and 'rithmatic. Come to think of it, Heaven forbid that Texas kids learn about stuff like that...
25) Anyone who works as a teacher for the current puppet regime must recieve a warning. If he nevertheless refuses to give up his job, he must be beaten. If the teacher still continues to instruct contrary to the principles of Islam, the district commander or a group leader must kill him.
And again, coming soon to a school near you! Especially if you live in England...

The most honest Congress in History

Well, I guess we'll soon see if Pelosi follows through on her claims to wanting to clean up corruption in DC, won't we??

People ask what's wrong with our government? Well, for starters, crooks seem to find a home there. I'd like to say this kind of thing only happens in NOLA, but I think we all know better.

Guilty pleas by aides and associates who admitted to bribing the congressman and the revelation in court documents that FBI agents had found $90,000 in marked bills stuffed into Jefferson's freezer had put the scent of blood in political waters.


But really, can you concieve that a Republican Congressman would be re-elected under similar circumstances? I seem to recall Repubicans running their crooks out of office lately - ala Foley and Duke Cunningham.

However, if you're a minority and a Democrat, then apparently that kind of stuff is ok. There's enough blame to go around to the Republicans, too - good ole Denny Hastert jumped all over the FBI for raiding Jefferson's offices; just one more nail in the Republican election of '06.

Don't Shoot Your Eye Out!

Those guys at Office Max have way too much time on their hands.

The best I could do was to shoot my eye out twice.

09 December 2006

Armed Forces Bowl

For those of our regular readers here in the Metroplex, check out Outlaw 13's blog today - some neat information on the upcoming Armed Forces Bowl in Fort Worth on 12/23/06.

Charlie Brown Christmas - Performed by the Cast of Scrubs



Humorous.

Glock offer targets police homebuyers

Let's face it - a free Glock isn't really going to influence whether someone buys a $150,000+ home - but it don't hurt.

The only thing about this: why the focus on police? You know, other people like Glocks, too.

Except Dan.

08 December 2006

Clients: A Contractor's Right to Choose?

Whatever happened to "no shirt, no shoes, no service"??

Once upon a time, a business owner could decide who he or she did business with.

There's a stink going on in Houston where a contractor refused to do business with a gay couple, and they're catching hell from the usual suspects.

First they tell business owners that their clientele cannot smoke in their own establishment. Now they are telling the business owners who they should be doing business with.

Where does it end?

Like It Was Yesterday

It is strange how the mind works. Sometimes I can’t remember what happened last week, and there are some major events in my life that I have no real recollection of details. Then there are things that happened 20 years ago that I remember like it happened yesterday.
It was 26 years ago today. My Mom, Dad, and I had just finished decorating the tree. My Dad and I returned to the den to watch the rest of Monday Night Football, when Howard Cosell told us of “an unspeakable tragedy”. John Lennon had been shot and killed outside his apartment on the west side of New York City. I remember the feeling I got when I heard it. It was this hollow feeling mixed with sadness and disbelief. As young as I was, I knew this was a huge loss. It was tragic, as Howard Cosell said. I didn’t really understand or even know very much about the controversies that surrounded John Lennon and his politics, anti war activism, and drug use. All I knew was I was a big fan of his music.
It was the first time I had ever uttered a curse word in front of my Father. It was an uncontrollable reaction. I said “shit”. Realizing what I had said, I looked over at my dad, and all he said was “Don’t let your mother hear you talk like that.” Although my Dad only listened to Country and Western music, and probably really disliked John Lennon because he was a hippie, pot smoking, rock and roller, he let the slip slide under the radar because he knew what an impact John Lennon’s death had on me as well as many other people in the world.
That night will forever be burned into my memory.

GO ELF YOURSELF!

Check out The Girl!

07 December 2006

Pearl Harbor - 9/11

Robert Spencer has an excellent piece at Jihad Watch reminding us all (at least those who are paying attention) just what the stakes are.

Five years after Pearl Harbor, the war was over. The Third Reich was kaput. The Japanese were vanquished as well. But five years and counting after 9/11, there is no victory in sight. There is not even much clarity about why we are fighting, or whom we are fighting. Some of the most important victories in this shadowy twilight war have come in the form of arrests of those who were plotting attacks even more heinous than 9/11, but these arrests have an unfortunate side effect: they perpetuate the illusion that we are not seriously threatened, that there is nothing to be particularly concerned about -- after all, they haven't struck since 9/11. They probably can't. They probably just got lucky on that day.

One main reason, meanwhile, why the war is so poorly understood and controversial: the enemy is not a nation-state but an ideology, an ideology which has been spread throughout the world and can now be found in practically every nation on the planet. Because of the religious derivation of this ideology, analysts are generally reluctant to identify it properly or fully. They don't wish to examine how this ideology is advancing through peaceful means. They refuse to consider the ways in which it threatens American society, laws, and mores. And multiculturalism dins into all our ears that all value systems and belief systems are equal, and that only "bigots" oppose one or another, or dare to examine how one may be contain incitements to violence and supremacism.

Read it all.

Ultrasonic Ringtones

Ultrasonic Ringtones - The new ringtones that only kids can hear!
Okay, when I was much younger, I could hear the ultrasonic frequency motion detector systems that were popular in department stores.

A few rounds later, I don't hear those tones. Apparently, kids still do, and now they've figured out how to use that to their collective advantage with ultrasonic ringtones. Pretty cool, actually.

However, I'd like you old farts to go to this site, and tell me (in comments) what was the highest frequency you could hear. Me?

You thought you were really with it and in with your younger colleagues but they just laugh at you because you can't hear beyond this!

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 14.1kHz
Find out which ringtones you can hear!


What's that, ya say, sonny? Get off my lawn!

06 December 2006

Off with their heads!

Quotes from the executioner:

"Every person is worried when he starts a new job."

"On the personal level, I'm very normal."

"I finish the job and go home. It's all very normal."

Yep, these are the folks the Iraq study group wants us to sit down and come up with a regional plan for peace!

H/T Lone Star Times

Muslim boys urinated on Bible

Religion of peeese, indeed!

Somalia Town Threatens to Behead People Who Don't Pray 5 Times Daily

Religion of peace indeed!

Cluck

Merry Christmas - this is a hoot.

05 December 2006

Changing of the Guard?

After many years of shooting Glocks, I decided this year that it was time to give a 1911 a try. I have been competitively shooting pistols since 97, and shooting only Glocks since late 98.

But which one? I was very leery about throwing down over 2 grand for a full on custom. Although several of my friends are/were trying to lead me there and assuring me I won't be happy unless I dive in. But I was just unwilling to take that plunge.

So as luck would have it, a series of events landed what I feel was a terrific opportunity to try it out. A friend picked up a used Para-Ordnance P16 Todd Jarrett model and was looking to resell it quick. So I jumped on it before JR could make his move. This was in July. So I thought I'd give my impressions of it for you.

Above you can see the old and the new. Glock 35, Vanek trigger, Dawson sights, Dawson basepads, skateboard tape - out of a Ghost holster and CR Speed mag pouches. It has been a truly terrific setup and I would happily recommend one just like it to any new shooter.

The Para comes out of the box setup really nice, Dawson front sight and magwell included. The only things I've done to it are burner grips from Jerry Barnhart, a few Dawson basepads and a new CR Speed holster. Suddenly I am in the 1911 world.

This pistol has been FANTASTIC! It is exactly what I was looking for. In 1911 terms it is relatively inexpensive. You can buy them new for about $1300. I got mine for less than that with a few extra mags.

First off, this gun is heavy. I am no longer holding a featherweight Glock. But this has really tamed the recoil of Major pf ammo. As a matter of fact, because this gun uses a standard dust cover with a metal frame most of the weight is down low in your hand, so I've had no trouble with transitions between targets due to the heavier weight.

Reliability - this was my major area of concern. The Para has been flawless! I now have run about 4000 rounds through the gun, both major pf and minor pf without one single failure. And that's using my jacked up reloads. I just started reloading on my own press this year, but that's another story. But the reliability of this gun has been outstanding, I simply cannot say enough about it. Since I'll be using this gun for USPSA, it has to be able to get through some very large stages and it hasn't let me down. I am all smiles.

Point of aim. OK, I'll say it now I must be a freak. Everyone says you should not go from a 1911 to a Glock, or from a Glock to a 1911. Well I've been doing that for a while now with no problems. I'm shooting my Para in USPSA matches and my Glock in IDPA matches. Will that change the more I shoot the Para, I don't know but until then. Keep it simple, when you see the front sight, pull the trigger. Which brings up the next subject...

Trigger. Well this is one area that still needs improving. It seems after shooting Glocks for so long I am not getting the most out of my new trigger. The Para comes in with a very respectable trigger. No I don't have a trigger gauge, but it is very nice. It's of course got that nice crisp 1911 trigger, I'm guessing in the 3 to 4 pound range. Is it a 2 pound SV trigger, no. But it didn't cost as much either. What I'm doing is not working the trigger correctly by only letting off the trigger enough to reset, but am cycling my finger just like I do on my Glocks fast and furious. So I have some dry fire work to do there. Gives me a goal for this winter.

The mags have been great, requiring little maintenance during a match. This is a major bonus if you ask me. Most of the problems I see at the range are mag related. I wipe them off with a rag to get the dust and dirt off and just reload them for the next stage. When I get home, I clean them up for the next match, sometimes. And at $50 new, they're not a bad deal.

Problems. There have been very few. Mostly centered around my grip. I shoot with my thumbs forward, with my weak hand thumb pressing the frame. On a Glock, there is a thumb pad that is built up so it is even with the side of the slide. But on the Para, the frame is actually lower (more narrow) than the slide. So I have caught myself shooting with my thumb in the air not pressing the slide, and you guessed it, my accuracy went out the window. When I concentrate and press my thumb to the slide, things are great. But it is a training issue that I will need to cure this winter also. Second item is reloading. On a Glock, my fingers are just right to be able to work the mag release and slide release without changing my grip. On the Para this is a no-go. So I have to remember to change my grip, press the control, and regrip the gun before I shoot. Not a big deal and I'm mostly out of the woods on this one.

I know I have only scratched the surface of this gun, only having it for a few months. But if this is an indication of future function and reliability, I am sold on Para-Ordnance. We will see how it holds up to a year or two of constant use and see what 10 or 20 thousand rounds do to it. I've read a lot of info on the net about them, some good, some bad. But my experience with them has been good. Very good!

If anyone out there is looking to give Limited/Limited 10 class a try using a 1911, check out the Para-Ordnance.

Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

For a minute, I thought our very own Pimp Daddy was responsible for this traumatic experience.

Cricket fan is caught with 'lethal' ball

Mr. Hurd claimed that he had been merely holding the ball as he rode the escalator at Baker Street station in London when he was stopped by a female British Transport Police officer and subjected to a ten-minute inquisition and allegations that he was carrying "a very hard object", which he should not have done in public as it was a potentially lethal weapon.
Thank goodness that England is safer now. First guns, then knives, and now...hard objects. Seems to me that half the heads there would be illegal.

BTW - Crickets got balls?

04 December 2006

The MEMRI Blog

Great site for documenting what our enemies are saying.

As Sun Tzu has said, know your enemy....

That man's nuts!

Police say a tipster may have helped them crack a nut-nabbing syndicate.
Grab 'em!
Seems that the price of nuts has risen in California, and criminals are doing what they do. Quick, pass some legislation! Think of the children! Ban the nut-robbers!

Nut-nabbing. heh.

01 December 2006

Ahhhh, the joy

Yeah, right. Here at the Tattler, we talk about all the glory of practical shooting. The trophies, the prize tables, the ultra fast splits, the awesome stage runs etc. etc. etc.

What we have yet to discuss is what I consider to be the bane of shooting 20,000 rounds a year.


Yep, making those 20,000 sucks. Bad. I don't believe that I enjoyed a single solitary thing about making them except for one thing that makes it truly worth it. I can make a box of 50 180g JHP .40SW rounds for somewhere between 4 and 5 bucks. The same, or similar box of 50 would cost somewhere in the realm of 20 bucks. I could probably buy a box of Winchester white box or Blazer in the $12-15 dollar range but even that is significantly more expensive than my handloads.

I've got one of the best handloading presses out there, a Dillon 550 (eclipsed only by it's big brothers the 650 and 1050), but I still hate every minute of it.

I've heard some people talk about how much they enjoy handloading, but all I can say is that I think they are full of poop.

New Rules Make Firms Track E-Mails, IMs

You thought Big Brother was watching you before?
U.S. companies will need to keep track of all the e-mails, instant messages and other electronic documents generated by their employees thanks to new federal rules that go into effect Friday, legal experts say.
Now companies must archive all IM and email transmissions, so they can be avalaible for subpoena in the eventuality of litigation. Big deal, you say?
James Wright, director of electronic discovery at Halliburton Co., said that large companies are likely to face higher costs from organizing their data to comply with the rules. In addition to e-mail, companies will need to know about things more difficult to track, like digital photos of work sites on employee cell phones and information on removable memory cards, he said.
Are you kiddin' me? This is going to suck.

Caught cheatin' ... on ethics test

The only thing that makes this story even better is <...drumroll please...> that they're journalism students. Looks like the NYT recruitment program is in full swing.
The course, which includes such issues as "Why be Ethical?" and "Tribal Loyalty vs. Journalistic Obligation," is taught by New York Times columnist Samuel G. Freedman, who could not be reached yesterday.

Michelle Malkin: The Texas Taliban

Just doing the job Americans won't do.

30 November 2006

MP40 update


Well, I've had the MP40 about a month or so now and I've been able to sneak some rounds through it when the 2011 wasn't looking. I've gone through somewhere around 300-400 rounds of various ammo, both full power and the infamous "40 light", truncated cone and hollowpoint, jacketed and moly coated.

Not a single failure to fire that I can attribute to the pistol. I DID have one failure to fire last night, but that was a bad primer, and no fault of the gun. I haven't yet cleaned the gun or done anything to it, other than blacken out the two dots on the back sight. Word on the street is that Dawson will soon have a new front sight out for the MP, which I will purchase as quickly as I can. The stock one is simply too damn fat.

The MP40 shoots very very soft, is extremely ergonomic in the hand and I am overall very impressed with this pistol. I will likely shoot it until it jams, or until I just can't take the filth anymore, whichever comes first. As it stands now, it has almost made my minimum requirements of being able to shoot 500 rounds without cleaning. Right now I'm running a combination of FP10 oil, mixed with some heavy synthetic motorcycle oil - and a fairly light coating at that. Once the pistol gets properly broken in, I'll likely only run the FP10 through it.

As the pistol comes with 3 grip inserts (Small, Med., Lrg.), allowing you almost tailor fit the pistol to your hands, I put the large inserts in and it fits just about perfect. The stainless mags are awesome - they drop free quickly, and there's nothing in the mag well to mess you up as you're doing a speed reload.

The trigger is very good - for a plastic gun - with no spongy slack like you'll find in a Glock, and the trigger breaks remarkably clean for what it is. No, it's nothing as good as the trigger on my 2011 - nor do I expect it to be. For a plastic gun, it's damn good and I won't be doing a thing to it, other than shoot it and dry fire - which will smooth the trigger out even more.

If the MP turns out to be dependable and reliable (word on the street is that several PDs have run 10,000 rounds through with no failures - so I see no reason to think it won't be...), then Smith has a serious and potent contender to the dominance that is Glock.

The pistol has proven to be spot on accurate with my hand loads - keyholes and silver dollar sized groups of rapid fire at 10-15 yards are very (and easily) doable.

If you're a lefty, then Smith has really helped you out with this pistol - it comes standard with ambi slide releases, and you can easily change the mag release button to the other side of the pistol.

About the only downside at this time is that things like holsters and mag pouches are still a little hard to find, but can be found (I converted an Uncle Mike's kydex Glock 21 holster with very little effort) and the price of mags is pretty expensive, about $35-$40 per mag.

I'd be willing to bet that next year, once some of the "new gun" hubbub has died down, you can pick up an MP for under $400, which again, would put a serious crimp in Glock's style; and I expect that as time goes by, holsters will be readily available and the price of mags will come down as well.

28 November 2006

Coming soon to a city near you

Well, considering that we're usually a few years behind what the folks in Britain find acceptable, I suppose it won't be too long before the same sort of thing happening here stateside.

Maybe I should make a trip to England before it's no longer the country I remember. I mean, if the Taliban would destroy statues of the Buddha in Afghanistan that dated back to the 3rd century AD, what would keep them from destroying things like Stonehenge or Hadrian's Wall??

FREEZING COLD TEMPS HIT CANADA!!

Had to broadcast this one in all caps. Lord knows the media won't mention it. I'd be willing to bet the folks in Calgary woul like to see a little global warming right about now...

To wit:

The arctic deep freeze trapping Calgary is on track to break a 110-year-old weather record today, but the bitter cold is expected to ease in the coming days.

With a forecast low of -31C today, Calgary could break the -27C record
set on this day in 1896.

Terrorists in our midst

These two morons don't need to be put in jail. They need to be hung by the neck until dead. At least, that's what we used to do to traitors.

H/T to Lone Star Times.

How the imams terrorized an airliner

Strange behavior #1:

Witnesses said three of the imams were praying loudly in the concourse and repeatedly shouted "Allah" when passengers were called for boarding US Airways flight 300 to Phoenix.


Strange behavior #2:

Passengers and flight attendants told law-enforcement officials the imams switched from their assigned seats to a pattern associated with the September 11 terrorist attacks and also found in probes of U.S. security since the attacks -- two in the front row first-class, two in the middle of the plane on the exit aisle and two in the rear of the cabin.


Strange behavior #3:

Three of the men asked for seat-belt extenders, although two flight attendants told police the men were not oversized. One flight attendant told police she "found this unsettling, as crew knew about the six [passengers] on board and where they were sitting." Rather than attach the extensions, the men placed the straps and buckles on the cabin floor, the flight attendant said.


Strange behavior #4:

... witnesses told law enforcement that the men spoke in Arabic and English, criticizing the war in Iraq and President Bush, and talking about al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden.


Strange behavior #5:

The imams who claimed two first-class seats said their tickets were upgraded. The gate agent told police that when the imams asked to be upgraded, they were told no such seats were available. Nevertheless, the two men were seated in first class when removed.


Strange behavior #6:

A flight attendant said one of the men made two trips to the rear of the plane to talk to the imam during boarding, and again when the flight was delayed because of their behavior.


Ok, so what we have here are not 1, not 2, not 3, but SIX different actions that these fools took before and after boarding their flight. If it looks like a duck, flies like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a cougar if we are to believe the terrorist apologists at CAIR.

Another item of concern to me is that not a single currently employeed airline employee or air Marshall would comment on the record. Now, why would anyone be scared to say anything that can be percieved as being negative towards muslims? Couldn't be because they're all afraid of losing their jobs, right?

It strikes me as being VERY similar to this article, which claims that police officers are more afraid of being sued than being killed. If true, it's a very very sad state of affairs. All we can do is call out the terrorist apologists whenever they open their mouths and let them know that we're not buying what they're trying to stuff down our throats.

27 November 2006

MP 45??

Nice looking blaster. I actually kinda like the addition of the thumb safety. I'm so used to shooting a 19/2011, that when I pick up a plastic gun without a thumb safety, I have a hard time getting a consistent grip from time to time....

UT professor works to save Texas German dialect

As one of the German-descended bloggers here, I found this article pretty interesting. My family is from the so-called German Coast of Louisiana, where a very large German community settled. The Germans were readily absorbed into the very eclectic South Louisiana society, and little remains (except for boudain - local Lousiana junk stuffed into a sausage casing - a German invention). I think it's commendable that this UT professor is working to preserve the dialect of Texas German.
Still the German spoken by immigrants across Central Texas differed widely from town to town, even family to family, because the immigrants came from different German regions and spoke a variety of dialects. Many had limited knowledge of standard German, either spoken or written.

Over time, immigrants adapted their language, their children studied standard German in school, and they traded vocabulary with other dialects.

Texas Germans also borrowed from English, coming up with phrases such as der cowboy, or der fenzposten, "the fencepost."