06 August 2004
Protesters organize game of naked croquet
Sadly, there are no pictures of this event. However, something tells me we're not missing anything...
Parsons Takes Shot at Fox
yep, that's right. CNN doesn't distort the truth. Doesn't withold information about a brutal dictatorship so that it can continue to report from inside the country. Never mind the impact that it's more positive reports had on the image of said dictatorship.
CNN has more grazing viewers?? You mean, CNN is on more TV's in public places, like hotels, etc and those people that happen to pass by and look at the TV are considered viewers??
Whatever. CNN sucks.
CNN has more grazing viewers?? You mean, CNN is on more TV's in public places, like hotels, etc and those people that happen to pass by and look at the TV are considered viewers??
Whatever. CNN sucks.
It's a Joke
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
05 August 2004
Fingernails on the Chalkboard
The Brady Campaign to "Prevent Gun Violence" (yeah, whatever) is getting really shrill. That's their tactic - whine, cajole, complain, name-call. Sometimes it works. However, Congress has heard it all before, and they know on which side the bread is buttered. Voting for the renewal of the AWB is political death. In spite of certain polls, the public does NOT support it, nor does law enforcement. It's an ineffective ban on scary "looking" guns.
Get over it Sarah. It was a failure. We lost, and it cost us 10 years. It's your turn to be the loser now.
Get over it Sarah. It was a failure. We lost, and it cost us 10 years. It's your turn to be the loser now.
04 August 2004
Bands Gather to Stump Against Bush
Let the boycotting begin!!!
My question to the famous, not so famous, and once famous bands that are performing is "why can't you just shut up and sing?" For some reason, they are confusing their celebrity status with intelligence.
My question to the famous, not so famous, and once famous bands that are performing is "why can't you just shut up and sing?" For some reason, they are confusing their celebrity status with intelligence.
03 August 2004
Team USA loses to Italy
Remember: there's no "I" in "LOSERS."
NBA prima donnas got handed their collective culos.
NBA prima donnas got handed their collective culos.
02 August 2004
Bonilla demands review of OTM release policy
unbelievable. the department of homeland security and the border partrol had better stop this nonsense.
Oslo BASE Jump Ends Badly
Ah. Sweet, sweet justice is meted out to one who dares to mock the forces of nature. That gravity, she is a harsh mistress.
01 August 2004
Man charged with meth manufacture after pants explode
Like I said, some headlines just write themselves.
Quiz, smart guy... What happens when you mix phosporus and iodine? I'll tell you what happens: your pants explode. I wonder what a third-degree burn to your testicles feels like? Ouchies.
Quiz, smart guy... What happens when you mix phosporus and iodine? I'll tell you what happens: your pants explode. I wonder what a third-degree burn to your testicles feels like? Ouchies.
30 July 2004
My Way News
I only hope there is never a trial for OBL. I would like for nothing better than for him to be KIA and save us taxpayers a tremendous amount of money, time, and patience. Kill the SOB, and all his little helpers.
"We broke relationships by rushing to war without allowing our allies to work through their own politics and their own reservations so they could come to the table, support it," he said. "That is a breach of common sense about how you take a nation to war."
I'm sorry - could you reiterate which relationships we broke? You mean the ones with Franch and Germany?? hmmmm. If I remember correctly, they, and Russia, are the largest recipients of the "oil for food" fiasco????? Regardless, I commend Bush for acting in MY nation's best interests, and not someone else's.
"We broke relationships by rushing to war without allowing our allies to work through their own politics and their own reservations so they could come to the table, support it," he said. "That is a breach of common sense about how you take a nation to war."
I'm sorry - could you reiterate which relationships we broke? You mean the ones with Franch and Germany?? hmmmm. If I remember correctly, they, and Russia, are the largest recipients of the "oil for food" fiasco????? Regardless, I commend Bush for acting in MY nation's best interests, and not someone else's.
Boston.com / News / Local / T quietly ran trains for delegates
''That doesn't smell very good to me," said Julianne Ture, an Orange Line rider who took the week off. ''The whole convention has been such a fiasco."
typical liberals. If the Republicans shut down NYC's subway so that only the delegates were able to get a ride, you would not be ever hearing the end of this story. But, for the liberals to do it, it's ok.
oxygen thieves, all of them.
typical liberals. If the Republicans shut down NYC's subway so that only the delegates were able to get a ride, you would not be ever hearing the end of this story. But, for the liberals to do it, it's ok.
oxygen thieves, all of them.
The making of a star - The Washington Times: Editorials/OP-ED - July 30, 2004
"A joke circulated among Swiftees was that Kerry left Vietnam early not because he received three Purple Hearts, but because he had recorded enough film of himself to take home for his planned political campaigns."
'Guns, God, Gays' Losing Voting Appeal, Howard Dean Says -- 07/28/2004
"There is a simple reality about the current economic recovery and that reality is there is not an economic recovery," Reich said.
typical! sometimes I really get the urge to smack some of these bozos around.
And, oh, yeah - the last time I checked, white southerners have traditionally voted Democrat, Mr. Dean. Idiot.
typical! sometimes I really get the urge to smack some of these bozos around.
And, oh, yeah - the last time I checked, white southerners have traditionally voted Democrat, Mr. Dean. Idiot.
Northwest Indiana News: Local cops won't miss assault weapon ban set to expire
Here's the meat of the matter on the sunset of the awful assault weapons ban: it didn't make a difference when it was in effect, and it won't make a difference when it expires. Bad guys will always find a way to get what they want, while politicians go after the gun rights of law-abiding citizens.
Why do I own an assault weapon? Because it's fun to shoot (for leisure and competition), and it makes a darned good home-protection weapon. You don't like it? Tough.
Why do I own an assault weapon? Because it's fun to shoot (for leisure and competition), and it makes a darned good home-protection weapon. You don't like it? Tough.
28 July 2004
Bin Laden Brother Disputes Moore Film
Geez. You know, that's got to do something to your credibility when the brother of the most wanted man on the planet calls you a liar. Of course, we're talking about Michael Moore here...
Syrians flew with expired visas - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - July 27, 2004
Wake up and smell the cous-cous, people.
27 July 2004
David Hogberg on the Democratic Convention on National Review Online
In addition to agreeing with what this fellow says, I would also add that the Democrats have put their brightest and bestest out on the first night of the convention. Hillary and Bill are their standard bearers - the rest of the speakers at the convention are mere rubes, and the rest of the convention will be rather dull and boring. I'd have saved the Clintons till the end, building up the expectations, but instead, they've already shot their wad. yawn.
Clinton Humor
Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
Banned In Boston!
Ann Coulter is "too hot" for USA Today. Maybe if she included some charts and graphs, they couldn't tell the difference from their other crappy articles...
Michael Moore will get a column, though.
Liberal media? Nah...that's a myth.
Michael Moore will get a column, though.
Liberal media? Nah...that's a myth.
26 July 2004
Prostitutes Join Police Converging on DNC Boston
Sounds redundant to me: prostitutes converging on Democrats.
23 July 2004
ContraCostaTimes.com | 07/23/2004 | Ronstadt gets audience walkout encore
America at its best. You're free to say whatever you want. The people that pay the bills are also free to not like it and fire your ass.
ABCNEWS.com : Peter Jennings Interviews Sen. John Kerry
"I will stand up and struggle, as others have, to try to get that right balance between violence, and sex, and things."
Hey, aren't we all!! hehehehe.
Hey, aren't we all!! hehehehe.
The Boldness of the President
I'm sure the documents Mr. Berger, ahem, misplaced in his pants and socks had nothing to do with this.
20 July 2004
SharpReader RSS Aggregator
Not a bad little RSS reader. If you're not a Pluck fan, this may be for you.
PS: if you don't know what RSS is, well...LOSER.
PS: if you don't know what RSS is, well...LOSER.
FOXNews.com - Politics - Sandy Berger Probed Over Terror Memos
"Berger and his lawyer said Monday night he knowingly removed the handwritten notes by placing them in his jacket, pants and socks, and also inadvertently took copies of actual classified documents in a leather portfolio."
You have got to be shitting me. I'm sure this was an accident. Yeah, whatever.
Yet one more example of the complete disdain the Clinton administration had for the security of our country.
You have got to be shitting me. I'm sure this was an accident. Yeah, whatever.
Yet one more example of the complete disdain the Clinton administration had for the security of our country.
19 July 2004
Dateline Boston - Toilet crunch to make Dems do 'business' elsewhere
"Pols are terrified over the 11th-hour realization that Boston's handful of public toilets shut down at 5 p.m. sharp - long before the 35,000 convention-goers stagger into the streets after last call in local bars."
"The people who live around here, they're going to have people urinating in their back yards or against their walls or behind their businesses," City Councilor Maura A. Hennigan said. "Very unpleasant."
How is that different from any other time Ted Kennedy's in town?
"The people who live around here, they're going to have people urinating in their back yards or against their walls or behind their businesses," City Councilor Maura A. Hennigan said. "Very unpleasant."
How is that different from any other time Ted Kennedy's in town?
Swingless Golf - A whole new way to play!
So, in a nutshell, it's a golf gun. Makes sense to me. All the fun of shooting combined with an afternoon of drinking. It don't get no better'n this, boys.
Governor calls foes 'girlie men'
hahahahaha. can you hear the little crybaby democrats calling for the waaaaaaaaaaaambulance??? hahahahaha
16 July 2004
Phillipines Pulls More Troops From Iraq
What ever happened to real men? There seem to be fewer and fewer countries that have the cojones to do the job. Again, as I've said before, apparently, they don't seem to have remembered their childhood memories of life on the playground and the local bully. Let the bully push you around, and you're his bitch for the rest of your scholastic career. Stand up to the bully and kick his ass, and you'll never see him again.
16/07/2004: Iraqi PM executed six insurgents: witnesses
I can only hope this is true. It'd be a good start.
15 July 2004
Kerry Asks Sen. Clinton to Speak at DNC
What a mass of sniveling, whining losers. Ah, yes, the modern day democrat party at its finest.
Bush Skips NAACP, Kerry Promises Dialogue
Rush is right on this one - the NAACP should read the NAALCP. So, if you advance a liberal platform, and you're black, then that's ok. But, advance a more conservative platform, and you're black, then you're an Uncle Tom.
Further down in this article is a terrific example of the democrat's lunacy at its finest. John Kerry is trying to capture the essence of sitting down with someone on their front porch and having a little sit down discussion, just between neighbors. All the while, there's floodlights, cameras and staffers to tell the wannabe what he should or should not say. That's so typical of liberalism. They put on a great show, but it is hollow and meaningless at its core.
Further down in this article is a terrific example of the democrat's lunacy at its finest. John Kerry is trying to capture the essence of sitting down with someone on their front porch and having a little sit down discussion, just between neighbors. All the while, there's floodlights, cameras and staffers to tell the wannabe what he should or should not say. That's so typical of liberalism. They put on a great show, but it is hollow and meaningless at its core.
RestoreHonesty.Com - Take Action Now!
Hey, you would think that after a bipartisan (don't you just love it when the libbys use that word?) committee ripped Mr. Wilson a new A-hole that Mr. Kerry would pull this tripe off his website?
nah. Why let the facts get in your way.
nah. Why let the facts get in your way.
Wilson contradictions leave Democrat senators speechless
Once again, classic example of the democrats failing to let the facts get in their way.
It would surely appear as if those famous "16 words" uttered by President Bush that the libs had such a hissy fit over in his state of the Union address were true after all.
some highlights:
"The committee found that the CIA report, based on Wilson's mission, differed considerably from the former ambassador's description to the committee of his findings. That report ''did not refute the possibility that Iraq had approached Niger to purchase uranium.'' As far as his statement to the Washington Post about ''forged documents'' involved in the alleged Iraqi attempt to buy uranium, Wilson told the committee he may have ''misspoken.'' In fact, the intelligence community agreed that ''Iraq was attempting to procure uranium from Africa.''"
It would surely appear as if those famous "16 words" uttered by President Bush that the libs had such a hissy fit over in his state of the Union address were true after all.
some highlights:
"The committee found that the CIA report, based on Wilson's mission, differed considerably from the former ambassador's description to the committee of his findings. That report ''did not refute the possibility that Iraq had approached Niger to purchase uranium.'' As far as his statement to the Washington Post about ''forged documents'' involved in the alleged Iraqi attempt to buy uranium, Wilson told the committee he may have ''misspoken.'' In fact, the intelligence community agreed that ''Iraq was attempting to procure uranium from Africa.''"
Yahoo! News - Education Sec. Paige Blasts NAACP Leaders
So, I hear on the top of the hour news on the radio today how the NAACP has blasted Bush, yet I wonder why you don't hear about the President's Sec. of Education (who happens to be black, by the way) blast the NAACP on the same broadcast. I'm sure it's not because the national news media has an agenda or anything like that.
Kerry Didn't Read Iraq Intelligence Report -- Aides
Imagine that - John Kerry is calling the President down for doing something he couldn't be bothered to do himself. Hypocrite.
Seagull Gets Artificial Leg Made Of Barbie Doll Parts
This is so nightmarish that words cannot accurately describe my horror.
"The crew, apparently inspired by peg-leg pirates, amputated the leg and created a new one with the leg of a Barbie doll and a big Barbie doll hand as a foot."
A peg-leg seagull with a pink barbie hand/foot. Remember Sid's toys in "Toy Story?" Shudder.
"The crew, apparently inspired by peg-leg pirates, amputated the leg and created a new one with the leg of a Barbie doll and a big Barbie doll hand as a foot."
A peg-leg seagull with a pink barbie hand/foot. Remember Sid's toys in "Toy Story?" Shudder.
Rosie Takes Shot At Bush During Gay-Friendly Cruise
Yes, that's the actual headline on this story, which I didn't even bother to read.
MAN ELECTROCUTED IN SUBWAY FALL
I've always been terrified of the subway platforms in NYC. This is why.
Of course, I've never urinated on an electrified rail, either.
Of course, I've never urinated on an electrified rail, either.
14 July 2004
Senators' letter touts assault-weapons ban
Feinstein and Schumer: boo frickin' hoo. Your "assault" weapon ban was a dud. It didn't DO anything. It was an expensive experiment that didn't turn out the way you hoped it would. Get over it. Buh-bye.
Local man blows off arm with pipe bomb
This boy needs to find some other hobbies. Darwin is not amused.
13 July 2004
Booby-trapped bra may have triggered suicide blast
Please allow me to be the first of many volunteers to step forward and begin inspecting women's bras for such a device.
11 July 2004
Warming Up Kerry
Ugh. I'm gonna need some insulin.
The media's effluvium over Kerry-Edwards is nauseating. Not since Donny and Marie have I had to tolerate such sticky-sweet sentiment. You'd think these two had just rescued Baby Jessica from the well. Truth be told, they're deadly dangerous to our Republic. Don't buy it, people - they're not what they want you to believe.
The media's effluvium over Kerry-Edwards is nauseating. Not since Donny and Marie have I had to tolerate such sticky-sweet sentiment. You'd think these two had just rescued Baby Jessica from the well. Truth be told, they're deadly dangerous to our Republic. Don't buy it, people - they're not what they want you to believe.
10 July 2004
Heads Up, People...
I don't want to be an alarmist, but this whole CJD thing's got me a little bugged.
Steak. It's what's for dinner. Until it makes me crazy.
Steak. It's what's for dinner. Until it makes me crazy.
Tony Blair 'will stay on as PM'
I surely hope Blair stays on board. I'd hate to think what kind of uber liberal fool ala Mr. Chamberlain who could replace him.
Daschle concerned about 'sobering' terror briefing
well, at least Daschle is attending security briefings. gee, I feel safer already.
09 July 2004
Kerry just doesn't have time!
yes, this is the man who really should be president.
KERRY PASSES UP TERROR BRIEFING: 'I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME'
Fri Jul 09 2004 09:23:56 ET
Just hours before attending an all-star celebrity fundraising concert in New York, Dem presidential candidate John Kerry revealed how he has been too busy for a real-time national security briefing.
"I just haven't had time," Kerry explained in an interview.
Kerry made the startling comments on CNN's LARRY KING LIVE Thursday night.
KING: News of the day, Tom Ridge warned today about al Qaeda plans of a large-scale attack on the United States. Didn't increase the -- you see any politics in this? What's your reaction?
KERRY: Well, I haven't been briefed yet, Larry. They have offered to brief me. I just haven't had time.
KERRY PASSES UP TERROR BRIEFING: 'I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME'
Fri Jul 09 2004 09:23:56 ET
Just hours before attending an all-star celebrity fundraising concert in New York, Dem presidential candidate John Kerry revealed how he has been too busy for a real-time national security briefing.
"I just haven't had time," Kerry explained in an interview.
Kerry made the startling comments on CNN's LARRY KING LIVE Thursday night.
KING: News of the day, Tom Ridge warned today about al Qaeda plans of a large-scale attack on the United States. Didn't increase the -- you see any politics in this? What's your reaction?
KERRY: Well, I haven't been briefed yet, Larry. They have offered to brief me. I just haven't had time.
08 July 2004
Ridge Warns of 'Large-Scale Attack' Plan
Now, why would alqaida want to change the face of the US elections if they liked the sitting government? Maybe they know life will get easier on them with John Kerry at the helm??
07 July 2004
Kim Jong Il - Father of the Hamburger
This loony has nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons. Does that scare the bejeebers out of anyone else?
06 July 2004
Texas Teenagers
Geez. All I can do is roll my eyes and heave a sigh. Remember kids, hammers and gunpowder don't mix.
Arrest Draws Focus on Iran Role in Iraq
Like I said three years ago - clean up Iraq, and then take a hard right into Iran.
Video Shows Foreign Fighters in Major Iraq Attacks
In my not so humble opinion, this is one of the most brilliant aspects of the Bush war on Terror. For each of these jackasses that blows themselves up in Iraq, that's one less muslim fundamentalist who is blowing up things in the US.
04 July 2004
John Kerry on the campaign trail
Yep, that's right, folks, you heard it here first - John Kerry is a man of the earth, and not a Northeastern liberal! Really!
Check out the pics, gotta love Kerry's finger still on the trigger after taking the shot and the shotgun's down...
Check out the pics, gotta love Kerry's finger still on the trigger after taking the shot and the shotgun's down...
03 July 2004
Moore claims victory over 'Passion of Christ'
"'But remember this,' Moore told the youthful audience, which filled the Brit Ballroom on the Southern Oregon campus. 'The other side, they are organized! And they're really, I mean, they are historically, uh, much better at this than we are. They are up at the crack of dawn, uh, trying to figure out what group of Americans they're going to hurt today.' "
what I wouldn't give for a dark alley, a baseball bat, and five minutes with that tub of lard.
what I wouldn't give for a dark alley, a baseball bat, and five minutes with that tub of lard.
Congressman suggests Bush hiding Osama
and to think that this individual is elected and re-elected to Congress just astounds me.
02 July 2004
MSNBC - More Distortions From Michael Moore
what? Mister Moore distorted the truth in his bullshit movie??
01 July 2004
DoD News: Secretary Rumsfeld Interview with Roger Hedgecock, Newsradio 600 KOGO
how curious. the secretary of defense states that polish troops in iraq found a small stockpile (~16) chemical warheads recently. now why hasn't that made the news??
the media was probably busy with the michael moore openings and all that.
the media was probably busy with the michael moore openings and all that.
Maid Abuse
This problem has been hidden from society far too long. As the shame of maid abuse becomes public, these people will need your support. Help stop maid abuse.
30 June 2004
29 June 2004
Beaver News
"The Beaver Area Historical Museum exhibit is anchored by a hand-operated pumper from 1836. But Brkich has her own exhibit from her time on "Survivor Australian Outback" and "Survivor All-Stars." Items on display include the bikinis she wore, a boomerang from an immunity challenge, a leather canteen and a blindfold."
Huuhhuh. huh. You said, "beaver."
Huuhhuh. huh. You said, "beaver."
San Francisco rolls out the red carpet for the Clintons
And there are people who say that communisim/socialism died with the fall of the Soviet Union. As if you didn't need any other reason to vote Republican this year, check out this lovely quote from Senator Clinton:
"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
And, what is probably the most relevant two sentances in the whole article are at the end, buried after several paragraphs of gleeful love for the Clintons:
"California Republican Chairman Duf Sundheim said that while the Clintons were welcome to come to the state and express their views, "history shows their influence is minimal."
He pointed to both Clintons' support last fall for Democratic Gov. Gray Davis, who went on to be recalled in a landslide and replaced by Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger."
"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
And, what is probably the most relevant two sentances in the whole article are at the end, buried after several paragraphs of gleeful love for the Clintons:
"California Republican Chairman Duf Sundheim said that while the Clintons were welcome to come to the state and express their views, "history shows their influence is minimal."
He pointed to both Clintons' support last fall for Democratic Gov. Gray Davis, who went on to be recalled in a landslide and replaced by Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger."
28 June 2004
:: Gay Fuel :: Get Fired Up!
Gay Fuel. It's a canned drink. I swear I am not making this up. I wish I were, but I'm not.
I guess Red Bull is way too macho.
I guess Red Bull is way too macho.
27 June 2004
Bush Declares End to Iraq Rift at EU Summit
I love the EuroWeenies. It's good to see the children of Chamberlain are alive and well. What just cracks me up is that those spineless waifs don't seem to understand that if the islamofascists knock off the US, they're coming after the Euroweenies next.
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