Kerry Asks Sen. Clinton to Speak at DNC

What a mass of sniveling, whining losers. Ah, yes, the modern day democrat party at its finest.

Bush Skips NAACP, Kerry Promises Dialogue

Rush is right on this one - the NAACP should read the NAALCP. So, if you advance a liberal platform, and you're black, then that's ok. But, advance a more conservative platform, and you're black, then you're an Uncle Tom.

Further down in this article is a terrific example of the democrat's lunacy at its finest. John Kerry is trying to capture the essence of sitting down with someone on their front porch and having a little sit down discussion, just between neighbors. All the while, there's floodlights, cameras and staffers to tell the wannabe what he should or should not say. That's so typical of liberalism. They put on a great show, but it is hollow and meaningless at its core.

RestoreHonesty.Com - Take Action Now!

Hey, you would think that after a bipartisan (don't you just love it when the libbys use that word?) committee ripped Mr. Wilson a new A-hole that Mr. Kerry would pull this tripe off his website?

nah. Why let the facts get in your way.

Wilson contradictions leave Democrat senators speechless

Once again, classic example of the democrats failing to let the facts get in their way.

It would surely appear as if those famous "16 words" uttered by President Bush that the libs had such a hissy fit over in his state of the Union address were true after all.



some highlights:
"The committee found that the CIA report, based on Wilson's mission, differed considerably from the former ambassador's description to the committee of his findings. That report ''did not refute the possibility that Iraq had approached Niger to purchase uranium.'' As far as his statement to the Washington Post about ''forged documents'' involved in the alleged Iraqi attempt to buy uranium, Wilson told the committee he may have ''misspoken.'' In fact, the intelligence community agreed that ''Iraq was attempting to procure uranium from Africa.''"

Yahoo! News - Education Sec. Paige Blasts NAACP Leaders

So, I hear on the top of the hour news on the radio today how the NAACP has blasted Bush, yet I wonder why you don't hear about the President's Sec. of Education (who happens to be black, by the way) blast the NAACP on the same broadcast. I'm sure it's not because the national news media has an agenda or anything like that.

Kerry Didn't Read Iraq Intelligence Report -- Aides

Imagine that - John Kerry is calling the President down for doing something he couldn't be bothered to do himself. Hypocrite.

Passengers Give Troops First-Class Seats

Now that is first class.

Seagull Gets Artificial Leg Made Of Barbie Doll Parts

This is so nightmarish that words cannot accurately describe my horror.

"The crew, apparently inspired by peg-leg pirates, amputated the leg and created a new one with the leg of a Barbie doll and a big Barbie doll hand as a foot."

A peg-leg seagull with a pink barbie hand/foot. Remember Sid's toys in "Toy Story?" Shudder.

Rosie Takes Shot At Bush During Gay-Friendly Cruise

Yes, that's the actual headline on this story, which I didn't even bother to read.

MAN ELECTROCUTED IN SUBWAY FALL

I've always been terrified of the subway platforms in NYC. This is why.

Of course, I've never urinated on an electrified rail, either.

Senators' letter touts assault-weapons ban

Feinstein and Schumer: boo frickin' hoo. Your "assault" weapon ban was a dud. It didn't DO anything. It was an expensive experiment that didn't turn out the way you hoped it would. Get over it. Buh-bye.

'Jeopardy!' Champ Racks Up $1 Million

I'll take "Hot Chicks" for a million, Alex.

Local man blows off arm with pipe bomb

This boy needs to find some other hobbies. Darwin is not amused.

Sherlock is on the case...

Well, no duh.

GAZA'S KILLING SCHOOL

for those who say that radical islam should not be eliminated from the earth

Mirror.co.uk - GREEKS 'TO GAS 15,000 DOGS BEFORE OLYMPICS'

ruff, ruff

Booby-trapped bra may have triggered suicide blast

Please allow me to be the first of many volunteers to step forward and begin inspecting women's bras for such a device.

Warming Up Kerry

Ugh. I'm gonna need some insulin.

The media's effluvium over Kerry-Edwards is nauseating. Not since Donny and Marie have I had to tolerate such sticky-sweet sentiment. You'd think these two had just rescued Baby Jessica from the well. Truth be told, they're deadly dangerous to our Republic. Don't buy it, people - they're not what they want you to believe.

Heads Up, People...

I don't want to be an alarmist, but this whole CJD thing's got me a little bugged.

Steak. It's what's for dinner. Until it makes me crazy.

Tony Blair 'will stay on as PM'

I surely hope Blair stays on board. I'd hate to think what kind of uber liberal fool ala Mr. Chamberlain who could replace him.

Daschle concerned about 'sobering' terror briefing

well, at least Daschle is attending security briefings. gee, I feel safer already.

Victor Davis Hanson on Iraq and the War on Terror

"idiotocrats" - my new word of the week.

In Desperate Move, Kerry Adopts Puppy

I love Ann Coulter.

Finding Nemo

Boaters find kitten swimming 3 miles offshore in Gulf of Mexico. Catfish, anyone?

Kerry just doesn't have time!

yes, this is the man who really should be president.

KERRY PASSES UP TERROR BRIEFING: 'I JUST HAVEN'T HAD TIME'
Fri Jul 09 2004 09:23:56 ET

Just hours before attending an all-star celebrity fundraising concert in New York, Dem presidential candidate John Kerry revealed how he has been too busy for a real-time national security briefing.

"I just haven't had time," Kerry explained in an interview.

Kerry made the startling comments on CNN's LARRY KING LIVE Thursday night.

KING: News of the day, Tom Ridge warned today about al Qaeda plans of a large-scale attack on the United States. Didn't increase the -- you see any politics in this? What's your reaction?

KERRY: Well, I haven't been briefed yet, Larry. They have offered to brief me. I just haven't had time.

Spiderman 2

In Legos, of course. Pretty incredible.

Ridge Warns of 'Large-Scale Attack' Plan

Now, why would alqaida want to change the face of the US elections if they liked the sitting government? Maybe they know life will get easier on them with John Kerry at the helm??

U.S.: Missing Marine May Be in Lebanon

strange

kerry/edwards can't stop touching each other?

courting the gay vote?

Kim Jong Il - Father of the Hamburger

This loony has nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons. Does that scare the bejeebers out of anyone else?

Brazilian Wax Job

If the article doesn't make you laugh, make sure you watch the video at the end.

Texas Teenagers

Geez. All I can do is roll my eyes and heave a sigh. Remember kids, hammers and gunpowder don't mix.

Arrest Draws Focus on Iran Role in Iraq

Like I said three years ago - clean up Iraq, and then take a hard right into Iran.

Video Shows Foreign Fighters in Major Iraq Attacks

In my not so humble opinion, this is one of the most brilliant aspects of the Bush war on Terror. For each of these jackasses that blows themselves up in Iraq, that's one less muslim fundamentalist who is blowing up things in the US.

John Kerry on the campaign trail

Yep, that's right, folks, you heard it here first - John Kerry is a man of the earth, and not a Northeastern liberal! Really!

Check out the pics, gotta love Kerry's finger still on the trigger after taking the shot and the shotgun's down...

Moore claims victory over 'Passion of Christ'

"'But remember this,' Moore told the youthful audience, which filled the Brit Ballroom on the Southern Oregon campus. 'The other side, they are organized! And they're really, I mean, they are historically, uh, much better at this than we are. They are up at the crack of dawn, uh, trying to figure out what group of Americans they're going to hurt today.' "


what I wouldn't give for a dark alley, a baseball bat, and five minutes with that tub of lard.

Congressman suggests Bush hiding Osama

and to think that this individual is elected and re-elected to Congress just astounds me.

A Fish Story

No NBA contract for this guy...

MSNBC - More Distortions From Michael Moore

what? Mister Moore distorted the truth in his bullshit movie??

My New Favorite Song / Music Video

Zlad!
5...4...3...1!!!

Game Time!

Die Wagenschenke - Das Partyzelt am Albanifest in Winterthur.
How far can you stagger?

Jail Cam

Live from Anderson County Tennessee!

The Perfect Gift!

DVD Rewinder.

Mexican Official Wants Border Eliminated

se habla espanol?

DoD News: Secretary Rumsfeld Interview with Roger Hedgecock, Newsradio 600 KOGO

how curious. the secretary of defense states that polish troops in iraq found a small stockpile (~16) chemical warheads recently. now why hasn't that made the news??
the media was probably busy with the michael moore openings and all that.

Maid Abuse

This problem has been hidden from society far too long. As the shame of maid abuse becomes public, these people will need your support. Help stop maid abuse.

Finally...

Answers to those burning questions. Women weigh in on the important things in life.

What's In a Name?

The French - they are so silly.

Beaver News

"The Beaver Area Historical Museum exhibit is anchored by a hand-operated pumper from 1836. But Brkich has her own exhibit from her time on "Survivor Australian Outback" and "Survivor All-Stars." Items on display include the bikinis she wore, a boomerang from an immunity challenge, a leather canteen and a blindfold."

Huuhhuh. huh. You said, "beaver."

San Francisco rolls out the red carpet for the Clintons

And there are people who say that communisim/socialism died with the fall of the Soviet Union. As if you didn't need any other reason to vote Republican this year, check out this lovely quote from Senator Clinton:

"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you," Sen. Clinton said. "We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

And, what is probably the most relevant two sentances in the whole article are at the end, buried after several paragraphs of gleeful love for the Clintons:

"California Republican Chairman Duf Sundheim said that while the Clintons were welcome to come to the state and express their views, "history shows their influence is minimal."

He pointed to both Clintons' support last fall for Democratic Gov. Gray Davis, who went on to be recalled in a landslide and replaced by Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Hot for Teacher...

Okay, so she's a freak. But she's hot.

Popcorn factory worker blames lung illness on artificial butter

Mmmm...tasty microwave popcorn.

:: Gay Fuel :: Get Fired Up!

Gay Fuel. It's a canned drink. I swear I am not making this up. I wish I were, but I'm not.

I guess Red Bull is way too macho.

Bumper Sticker

Dude probably thought that was funny when he put it on his Jeep...

Bush Declares End to Iraq Rift at EU Summit

I love the EuroWeenies. It's good to see the children of Chamberlain are alive and well. What just cracks me up is that those spineless waifs don't seem to understand that if the islamofascists knock off the US, they're coming after the Euroweenies next.

Clinton, ranked #24

ah, the good ole days. I'd managed to somehow forget most of this.

Clinton Friendship With Corrupt Union Boss by Linda Chavez

unfreaking believable. Now, imagine for a moment, if you could - that you strike out the name Bill Clinton, and insert the name George Bush. Think this would still be under the radar??

Iraqis, Seeking Foes of Saudis, Contacted bin Laden, File Says

but, but, but, I thought the Times has already told us there was NO connection??

Year Three; Where do we stand in this disorienting war?

A sure call to write your representitives and let them know you support our war on terror.

I'm mad, and I just can't take it anymore!!

"Right after 9/11, some of us thought it was impossible for leftist critics to undermine a war against fascists who were sexist, fundamentalist, homophobic, racist, ethnocentric, intolerant of diversity, mass murderers of Kurds and Arabs, and who had the blood of 3,000 Americans on their hands. We were dead wrong. In fact, they did just that. Abu Ghraib is on the front pages daily. Stories of thousands of American soldiers in combat against terrorist killers from the Hindu Kush to Fallujah do not merit the D section. Senator Kennedy's two years of insane outbursts should have earned him formal censure rather than a commemoration from the Democratic establishment."

Hey, Paddy...Can You Smell What the Dick is Cookin???

Senator Leahy, would you like a tissue?

Saudi: Foreigners can carry guns

This is the first smart thing I've seen in the news today.

Riiight...

It's a well-known fact that non-suicidal people accidentally kill themselves by shooting themselves in the back. With a rifle. That was thrown against a wall for no apparent reason. Which evidently caused the gun to discharge. Assuming, of course, that when the person threw the rifle, he turned his back. Or something. No, really - that's what happened.

This just in: throwing a gun against a wall does NOT cause it to accidentally discharge. Pulling the trigger is the ONLY thing that makes a gun fire. Period.

Human stupidity is without limit.

Al Gore's speech

Frankly, I tried to make my way through the whole thing, but just couldn't stop myself from laughing throughout. The scary thing is that I think Algore even believes himself. A day does not go by that I don't give thanks this doofus is not the president.

Two highlights of his insanity:

"But now the extensive independent investigation by the bipartisan commission formed to study the 9/11 attacks has just reported that there was no meaningful relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda of any kind."

Now, good ole Algore is doing exactly what he criticizes the President for. The 9/11 commission DID find a relationship between Iraq and al Qaeda. What they did NOT find was a relationship between Iraq/al Qaeda/9-11. There are widely reported and well known connections between Iraq and al Qaeda going back over 10 years. You know, to when Clinton/Gore were in charge.

"And, of course, over the course of this past year we had previously found out that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq."

I suppose our poster boy for the idiotic left has neglected to remember the recent discovery of both mustard gas and sarin in Iraq? I also suppose he has managed to forget his own president, mr clinton, made exactly the same comments my President, Mr. Bush has made in relation to the WMDs??

There are times that I'd just like to be able to walk up to someone and knock the crap out of them.

X-Men Are Among Us...

German doctor says super-strong five-year-old is just a normal kid.

Sure. Most mutant outer-space-alien-parented kids are.

Nearly 1,000 Thongs, Panties Stolen From Victoria's Secret

Can't think of a single clever comment for this one. Oh, the humanity.

Syria preparing sanctions against United States

Oh, no. What're we gonna do when Syria cuts off their exports of...um...errr...

Goat milk? Sweat? Ziggurats? What do we get from Syria? A little oil, maybe, but what else?

"Who throws cupcakes? I mean, seriously?"
---Master Evil, "Austin Powers: Goldmember"

S Korea to deploy troops despite beheading

Looks like the supply of cans o' whoop-ass just got lower...

Saddam�s Prison Letter

You know, I don't seem to recall the red cross visiting the american prisoners during the war. You know, the ones that were summarily executed? Nor do I recall the red cross visiting the two americans and now a south korean who have been beheaded.

odd, don't you think?

Rep. Kennedy no fan of Michael Moore film ad

You get the impression that we're not Moore fans?

Yeah. He makes documentaries. In Crazy World.

More on Moore; One man and a whole movement.

I respectfully disagree with the author. Michael Moore is an idiot.

Hysterical Hyperbole?

Pistol found that killed 8.5 million people. Chicago, that bastion of peace and level-headedness.

I could've sworn it was a fanatic that killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Fat Ho

What? You expected something else?

Castro Warns Bush Against Launching Attack

Okay, Fidel...we'll take that under advisement. Somebody get the straightjacket...

Iran Confiscates Three British Boats

Might be time to check the shelves for a few more cans o' whoop-ass.

Hezbollah fighters in Iraq

good. now we get to kill them, too.

John Kerry and the Economy

anyone here remember how the libbys (and the media) accused George Bush of "talking down the economy shortly after and during the last elections??? Apparently, they themselves have forgotten. They simply have to hate the internet. Interesting recent Washington Post Headline "Kerry to Step up Economic Crusade: Candidate will dismiss recent good news and emphasize gloomy picture matched by polls."

So, when will the press come out and start saying that Kerry is talking down the economy?? hhmmmm.

Gene Sperling told Good Morning America on March 16, 2001, that Bush had "hurt consumer confidence" by being "very pessimistic in talking down the economy."

On March 15, 2001, Senator Richard Durbin (D., Ill.) told CNN's Wolf Blitzer that "when President Bush looks at the economy, he doesn't see the doughnut, he just sees the hole."

On the March 14, 2001, broadcast of World News Tonight Peter Jennings opined that President Bush "has been talking down the economy for months as a way of selling his tax cut."

The New York Times > Books > Books of The Times: The Pastiche of a Presidency, Imitating a Life, in 957 Pages

who's that writing for the new york times and what have you done with our nation's leading liberal newspaper?

al-Qaida Leader Killed in Saudi Raid

this would be a good start.

Avast, Ye Scurvy Dogs

Indonesia Orders Pirates, Sea Terrorists Shot on Sight

Well, shiver me timbers. Indonesia finally gets tough on terrorism. What about those Al Qaeda training camps you have there?

Bowman Rules

If I were ever to play games at work (and I don't), I'd play this one.

eBay: Animal Canvas Art Monkey With Roses

Aw, geez. Why'd this auction have to be from someone in Texas? They must be from somewhere else originally.

DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2002?

graphic photos. enter at your own risk. We are waging a war against a group of people that need to be exterminated. period.

HoustonChronicle.com - Report: U.S. hostage beheaded

assholes. anyone who thinks that this war is not between islam and the west (hell, the rest of the world, not just the west) is an idiot. the terrorist assholes can be so brave when the people they kill are unarmed. they are nothing but cowards hiding behind a mask.

Fahrenheit 9/11 gets help offer from Hezbollah

'Nuff said.

How to Pick Up a Hot Asian Girl. Or Not.

"Sisuepahn is Unliftable!!!" raves her website. Looks like hoo-ha to me.

Happy Bird-day to You...

Neato. The world's oldest yard bird.

Tastes like chicken.

Hoffman says slur can be "term of endearment"

I'll try to keep this in mind....

Summer classes train protesters for GOP convention

now, this is what I want to be when I grow up. what a bunch of morons. why don't they get a real job? What about a class on "how to react when you're getting your ass kicked by someone you pissed off with your adolescent antics?"

Iran massing troops on Iraq border - (United Press International)

something sure smells fishy in denmark....

What Kind of Guide Dog is That???

1) Blind guy, intoxicated, driving
2) Intoxicated friend giving directions
3) Guide dog (presumably not intoxicated)

Put these three in a golf cart. Surprisingly, they hit a parked car. I'm sure it was the dog's fault.

I can almost hear the "YEEE-ha!" from here.

The Reality of Running Away from Stuff

As a public service, I'm providing a link to this site to ensure you know when to run, and when to just accept your fate.

Army Shows 1st Uniform Redesign Since '81

First the beret thing, now this. I think it screams, "FABULOUS!!!"

My Cup Runneth Over

Seriously, what are some parents thinking?

Even More Fun with Names

No puns from me. No sir. Not this time.

The Wicked Witch of the West?

Right-click on the pic, and check out the name of the file. I sense some tension here.

23-Acre lake disappears

Sucks to be those homeowners.

Reggie Sanders Does a Good Thing

Way to go, Reggie. After some jackass knocked down a little boy for a baseball, Reggie came up with a bat and ball for the kid.

As for the moron who stole the foul ball from the kid: what's it like to be the most hated man in America this morning? Please don't be from Texas.

Forensic tests may be key to bizarre case

Has anyone seen Lorena Bobbit lately?

Saudi authorities hunt for missing American

Seriously, if you're gonna be over there, jot down these useful expressions:

AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOFTAN - Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

FEKR-GABUL CARDAN DIVAT RAEH CUSH DIVAR - I'm delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

SHOMAEH FIKR TAMOMEH GEH GOFTEK BANDE - I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life

AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST - It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHAVARHMAN - If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my couintry in public

KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY - I will tell you the names and addresses of many american spies travelling as reporters.

BALLI, BALLI, BALLI - Whatever you say

MATERNIER CHERMEZ AHLIEH, GORBAN - The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM - The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

ETEHFORAN, DEHRATEE, OTAGEH SHOMA MIKRASTAM KHE DO HAFTAEH BA BODENEH SHEEREEL TEEGZ - Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than to spend a fortnight upon the person of Cheryl Teigs.

KFC Introduces Janet Jackson Breast Collectible

No, but really - you CAN get a Dale Earnhardt Jr. collectible bucket. It'll make your double-wide smell finger-lickin' good for weeks.