Testicle festival

The gonadologists will fire up their stoves at 10 a.m., judging starts at 11:45 a.m., tasting is at noon and results will be announced at 2 p.m., Aguilar said. Each participant will prepare about 20 pounds of mountain oyster fry, flown in from New Zealand, she said.
Awards will be presented for best overall taste, most creative use of
flavors, best booth, best first-time cook and best presentation.

My testicles are a sure thing to win overall taste and best presentation. You haven't lived until you've tasted my testicles!