AMERICAN DRUMSLINGER

This guy makes me laugh.

Then you started running spelling bees. Spelling bees? Excuse me? If I'm seeing 3rd grade Asians on ESPN they'd better be fucking 9-dan black belts in Tae Kwon Do. Competition or no, L'il Jimmy Chang has no place reciting the letters that make up the word "perfunctory" on a station that would be FAR better served committing that timeslot to highlighting the historical and sociological importance of Dock Ellis pitching a no-hitter on LSD in 1970.

Genius.