17 October 2004

The Dallas Cowboys

This just in: the Cowboys suck.

I attribute this to a heaping helping of hubris. Jerry Jones is getting his come-uppance. You treat Tom Landry like that, you get what you deserve. Ever since the Clampetts came to town, the Cowboys have slowly spiraled downward. Buy high, sell low, Jerry.

Do us all a favor and sell short. And your stadium be damned.

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